Wei Wuxian Really Got An Arrow Shot In Between Two Of His Lungs, Pulled It Out, And Then Tossed It Back

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUGHHHHHH

those words aren’t necessary miss kitty. you’re lucky you get ice cream at all.

Random Thought #21: I wonder how horrified Lan Wangji will be when Wei Wuxian starts more intentionally revealing things about how he was treated in his first life—things Lan Wangji wasn’t there to witness and wouldn’t have heard about secondhand like the particulars of his life with the Jiang, his life in the Burial mounds (first and second time), and his life on the streets—and Lan Wangji starts realizing that all the horrible things Wei Wuxian has let slip about his past treatment during the main story were in fact not jokes or false bravado.

Kendrick: America is built off of the backs of slaves whose descendants, who were promised freedom and reparations they never got, are now being told that they're not good enough for this country. We're told that we're too black, we're too ghetto, we make everything too political. The elite like to watch us fight amongst ourselves because that way they'll be safe from the consequences of their actions.

Y'all: HAHA wow, Kendrick played Not Like Us!!! Everyone called Drake a pedophile!!! Kendrick is such a hater about This One Guy and This One Guy Only, this is a single instance after all, that's so funny. Anyway (proceeds to never interact with anything else he makes ever again)

that wasn’t even homoerotic themes that was straight up homosexual behavior

If I see one more Moonbin ofrenda I'm going to lose my mind.

One underrated aspect of MDZS is that usually when you have a love story where one of the lovers die, the lover who is alive is responsible for the dead person to come back to life. Think of princesses whose tears are life-giving, or princes who deliver the true love's kiss, or quests to the underworld seeking one's beloved. MDZS, though? LWJ is all but irrelevant when it comes to WWX's resurrection. So much so that even CQL, which plays up all romance tropes they possibly can, keeps that irrelevance

are they... you know .... [up to the audience's interpretation]

the best part about wei wuxian's resurrection scene is that it happens when the audience doesn't know anything about him yet, so when he goes "i'm going to act like a deranged homosexual lunatic so no one recognizes me" you're like yeah sure that could be a feasible disguise until the flashback happens and you realize it's a terrible idea, because wei wuxian acts like a deranged homosexual lunatic all the time

i love that whenever wei wuxian gets accused of a crime his default defense is “i didnt do it because if i did i would have a done a better job”