HEY BUD???

Hua Cheng is such a dweeb, like wdym your crush’s famous line is “body in abyss, heart in paradise” and you go on and name the house (located in the literal abyss) that you want to bring your heart home to “Paradise Manor.” Fuckin nerd.

Now it’s question and answer time?

the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3

FLY HIGH BOYSSS

it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

the infinite chaotic space of the internet brought me THIS so i just COULDN’T

It's crazy what finally having a normal blood pressure will do. We love modern medicine.

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

'How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord' is peak comedy.

*time travels* this isn’t two weeks late. happy birthday dianxia 😯