He Lived. Served Cunt. Died. Got Resurrected. Served Even More Cunt

Mxtx is the only author where I actually want her to write corresponding novels in the LIs POV. I wanna know Luo Binghe's absolute bonkers thought process. I wanna know about Lan Wangji's gay teen thoughts, and the thirteen years after Wei Wuxian's death, taking care of Lan Sizhui etc. I wanna know literally anything else about Hua Cheng's past. I would pay for all three in a heartbeat.

they said sorry about the heartbreak but we could not relate less

I don't know about the rest of you but if my brother died and I became heir to the throne and then my cousin released a sex tape of me, I too would lose my absolute shit

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOUGHHHHHHH AAHHHH

blah blah blah, teenage angst or something.

can i just die in your arms without you making it gay. Come on man

I need the public reaction to the Crown Prince coming out to be overwhelmingly positive, actually.

I need young queer people posting about how Wilhelm inspired them to come out. I need rapid flashes of tweets and messages about him and Simon; people being happy for them. Turning the blame onto whoever exposed such an intimate moment between two boys in love.

And to top it off? Queen Kristina's argument about "acceptance and patience"? Would become entirely baseless.

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babygirl you have bewitched me body and soul