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"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

Gueorgui Pinkhassov

თბილისი 1995

i just wanna say that shawn spencer would 100% say "let me cook" while talking through a psychic vision

Ceramic Figurine Raccoon 2.36" by NiceAndEasyGift

One of my professor's has a folder on his laptop called "cocaine and liquor"

"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.

Wei Wuxian really got an arrow shot in between two of his lungs, pulled it out, and then tossed it back and fucking killed the guy who shot him - If that's not fucking terrifying (and more than a little awe-inspiring) I don't know what is.

okay but like. how does wwx carry around the dead bodies he digs out? like, i know a battlefield has no lack of corpses, but he does dig out graves when he thinks he's gonna run low. does he just keep it in his qiankun pouch? imagine going to visit your grandma's grave and she's not there cause she's hanging out inside some twink's man purse