Code-crow - Crow

wwx being resurrected and immediately causing problems on purpose quite literally is the best characterization I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. Mf woke up and said “finally I can act batshit without consequences” and ran w it. God bless.

first song in 8 years from my chemical romance????

i hope this hasnt been done to death already

We moved into a new house that has a balcony so now his lordship can watch over us from on high

Micro-dosing on reanimating corpses by going to build a bear

okay but like. how does wwx carry around the dead bodies he digs out? like, i know a battlefield has no lack of corpses, but he does dig out graves when he thinks he's gonna run low. does he just keep it in his qiankun pouch? imagine going to visit your grandma's grave and she's not there cause she's hanging out inside some twink's man purse

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts