Guys.. I want to have a SIMP. I don’t want to be the simp but I want A SIMP. I want someone to worship me on their knees, someone who’d let me step on them and would still love me. Maybe that’s the narcissistic behaviors talking but god, I want someone like that so bad.
Since I’m being held hostage with a gun to my head being forced to show you guys this dog, take a look at my friends Rat. It’s a very aesthetic rat, don’t you think?
@strvberry-clvt <— said friend
*leans on my car painted with the mlm flag* Hey. You single?
Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfri— *explodes*
bro tf u mean ur experience smoking im the stoner friend>:0/j/nm
Bro, gtfo out of my anon asks, i WILL show up at your house and maul you to death. /j /lh
You can be the stoner friend, I’m good— i don’t Want that title.
🕯️.
🕯️boyfriend ritual🕯️
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EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! It’s @strvberry-clvt ‘s birthday :3 wish them a happy birthday, or I will personally come to your house and maul you to death /threat (/j)
October 27th, ya’ll. I am so hyped for it. (If you know, marry me rn)
So, Platonic or romantic husbands?? Where ya’ll at fr?
Haru / Basil 18 years oldInactive account, go to @vamp-luvr999 Please read pinned post for more info
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