NEW PINNED :

this is probably like. a really weird ask but. how does one get a boyfriend i am SCREAMING the world is so homophobic

You see, my dear anon!! Do you know what rizz is? Do you know how to slow mo your way into a man’s heart?

(I actually have no idea, why does the world not want me/ us ?? to have boyfriends aaaaaaaa)

The best advice I honestly have for you is to take it slow and have good communication !!

When will I have the Snuuy to my Bagel ):

Help, Boyfriend/QPP needed, will Pay. /nsrs

It’s Like i get a boyfriend, then I become too self-conscious and we Break up somehow.

A vicious cycle, ya’ll. Wish me luck ☹️

I want his attention, so badly.

I want to smother him with attention and tell him he’s worth it. He’s worth my love and worth the world. I want to tell him and go on dates with him.

I want to kiss and hug him. I love this man, so much. I would never want this high to end.

HEY MEN, I’M FREE REAL-ESTATE!!!!

*Smiles deviously*

BOYFRIEND WHEN!?

BOYFRIEND WHEN!?

VENT :

I am literally.. so lonely, dude. I feel so alone. I feel like nobody wants me, everyone hates me. Who would love me?

I’m ugly, fat, weird.. they have every reason to never like me. I just want someone who’ll love me for who i am and won’t judge me.

I’m becoming desperate knowing damn well, I’m not mentally ready for a relationship. I just. Want to love someone and I want someone to love me. Is that too much to ask for? ..

I FORGOT I HAD THIS ACCOUNT uh uh uhm uh uh Haiiiii

If you see this, you’re now my boyfriend. Date me Date me Date me Date me *bites your Hand Off in an affectionate way*