Everything Wrong With She-Hulk

Everything Wrong With She-Hulk

When female bodybuilders gain muscle, their chest is more muscle than their breast. So factually, she-hulk wouldn't have a large chest. She would have a small one and would be just as ripped as the Hulk. She-hulk should also have the same length of hair that she had before transforming. It's not even explained as to why it's longer, they just added that for sex appeal. Also, if they did make her realistically ripped. They should hire an actual female bodybuilder, don't make CGI abs.

Example image below:

Everything Wrong With She-Hulk

Now here is an image of She-Hulk:

Everything Wrong With She-Hulk

You see how the chest area is much larger, and the body is hourglass-shaped? Look back up at the realistic one, then look at She-Hulk. Notice a few changes? That's because the creators are sexist(+stereotypical) and decided that she must have a “perfect” hourglass figure, with a big chest and "sexy hair". Even if none of it makes sense or can be explained, the Hulk didn't MAGICALLY get huge tits-

Wait. No, he did, nevermind, that doesn't count they are man tiddies. When it comes to male bodybuilding, they actually gain pectoral muscles. It's quite a fascinating subject, women lose breast muscle in place of the muscle they gained. Making their chest smaller, however, when it comes to men. They gain pectoral muscle, giving them man tiddies. As shown in the image below:

Everything Wrong With She-Hulk

After looking at that, check out the Hulk:

Everything Wrong With She-Hulk

IT’S REALISTIC!! THEY GAVE HIM THE MAN TIDDIES!! Hulk should be the one with the large chest, while She-Hulk would have slim to none in comparison. 

When it comes to the love interest, that plotline plot should have been dropped altogether, or at the very least, briefly mentioned over the episodes. Like, subtle things here and there, such as mentioning a date but not going into heavy detail about it, having a guy in her contacts with hearts on the contact name, etc. But the way that they did it is horrible writing if your story can't survive if a single plotline is removed. Then it isn't ready, it needs to be fleshed out far more before it is ready for public viewership. 

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I will probably rant more about this in the future. Until then, we cherish the Hulk’s realistically massive man tiddies. 

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1 year ago

First episode!

https://youtu.be/GQxhx5i2Nr4?si=4r1L31tU4AoPPlEn

In honor of Creepypasta day I've released the first episode of my new Slenderverse ARG (yes I know they are two very different things), it's called "ShootTheMessenger" on YouTube. The series will follow a victim of the Slenderman who now works for him, showing the often seen tropes of stalking, planting personal items, etc. And as the series goes on, I plan to turn the story into its own thing! I hope whoever reads this has an amazing day, and remember to check it out when you have the chance!

1 year ago

THAT'S SO COOL!! I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

When talking about the distinction between Simon Petrikov and the Ice King,  it’s important to remember that originally, the Crown wasn’t trying to turn Simon into Ice King -

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

It was trying to turn him into this guy.

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

At the time, the Ice Crown - or rather the Wishing Crown - was programmed with Gunther’s wish to become Evergreen. So everything related to making the current wearer like Evergreen is a very direct result of the Crown’s Magic. The physical changes -

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

And the obsession with the name ‘Gunther’ -

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

And maybe some of the irritability and anger issues -

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

That is something the Crown is very directly forcing unto its current wielder. 

But everything else?

Ice King, personality-wise, was not much like Evergreen at all, or even like Gunther's view of him. And Ice Finn of the Farmworld Universe was also pretty different from the both of them.

At the time, I remember people assumed Ice Finn’s behavior is more indicative of what the Crown is actually trying to do with its wielders. That Ice King is so different because of Simon’s subconscious resistance against the Crown - while Finn’s much younger and dumber brain is a lot susceptible to the Curse’s influence to become some sort of mad world-conquering emperor of ice and snow. 

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember
When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

But, with the context of the Crown’s actual backstory. That doesn’t seem very likely anymore. I think what’s actually happening there is that the Crown is just trying to make its wielder an Ice Wizard on par with Evergreen (who was the Actual Goddam Ice Elemental) and that means pumping the wielder’s brain so full of Magic, Madness and Sadness to a level that is bound to overwhelm anyone.

And Simon’s and Farmworld Finn’s very different behaviors after putting on the crown is indicative, more than anything, of how their psyche reacts to Madness and Sadness in general. You know, Finn has a very proactive and kinda aggressive personality - and you add Crown-induced-Madness-and-Sadness and a compulsion to use Ice Magic as much as possible and you get all of…. this 

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

Meanwhile, for Simon, the compulsions of the Crown originally filtered exclusively via the language of protection 

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

As his madness always manifested as romantic obsession 

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

And using goofy humor to try and deny the pain he’s going through 

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

Because that’s how Simon’s mind specifically reacts to being flooded with so much Madness and Sadness.

That’s why there’s so many parallels between Ice King and the sort of mistakes and screwed-up stuff Simon does right now! He’s even kidnapping people again!

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

Because the Madness and Sadness of Ice King might’ve been induced by the Crown, but now Simon has plenty of personal home-grown Madness and Sadness inside him - and it’s no surprise that Curse-Induced or not, his mind reacts to it in a sorta-similar way. (Although obviously not as intensely, again, there was a LOT of MMS in the Ice Crown).

Now as for Ice Thing, and the fact that he seems to be actually rather well-adjusted under effects of his version of the Wishing Crown. I mean... not by the time of the 1000+ Era, but that’s literally eons in the future and also maybe more Gibbon’s fault. Even if the Crown will eventually take some sort of toll on him, for now he seems to be doing pretty well considering his wish. I mean, there's still some sort of Loss of Identity stuff going on

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

But everything we've seen of Ice Thing (in the present day, at least) shows him as a friendly and cheerful individual that gets along well with others. A far cry from how maladjusted every single wielder of the Ice Crown acted.

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember
When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember
When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

At the very least, if there's any notable amount of Sadness in him, we really haven't seen it yet.

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

There might be several factors here:

First things first, I should acknowledge the possibility that it’s just that Orgalorg’s eldritch brain is better at intaking all that MMS juice. That could play a part, but I think it’s probably more important, at least thematically, to look at the distinction between ‘I wish to be Evergreen’ and ‘I wish to be Ice King’. 

First in the sense that while Ice King was occasionally mean to Gunter at times - he was generally much kinder than Evergreen ever was for ‘his’ Gunther. So, like, pretty much the one Personality Flaw of Ice King that you can directly link to the Ice Crown’s attempt to mimic Evergreen is the occasional anger issues.

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

And how they relate to Gunther’s view of Evergreen, so grumpy and controlling and constantly saying ‘NO!’

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

(Both Finn and Simon’s demonstrable not-crown-induced trauma responses can make them pretty short-tempered as well. So I’m not going to say this is purely the effects of the Crown. It still probably plays some sort of factor at why the wielder of the Ice Crown is Like That).

And that is not a factor in how Gunter views Ice King. For him, Ice King was a doting and loving father figure - so if the Crown was ever trying to implement any sort of specific negative personality traits, this is absolutely no longer a factor. Because the original Ice Crown was a reflection of Evergreen’s abuse, and now Ice Thing is a reflection of Ice King’s fatherly love.

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

Which is, itself, probably an echo or remnant of Simon’s own strong parental instincts. 

When Talking About The Distinction Between Simon Petrikov And The Ice King,  It’s Important To Remember

Secondly, while the Crown was trying to make the Ice King just as powerful as Evergreen…. Ice King was obviously not as powerful as Evergreen. Because he was already a second-rate copy of the Ice Elemental’s power, and because Ice King was often just too doofy to use his powers correctly and probably because some remnant of Simon’s original sensible self is subconsciously holding his powers back.

Either way, being ‘like Ice King’ as Gunter sees him requires less Magic than being ‘like Evergreen’ as Gunther saw him - and therefore less Madness and Sadness. Leading to the wearer or, um, the eater being a lot more well-adjusted from the get-go.

And I think that the implication that Ice Thing has fused with the Crown, so there's never going to be another poor sap who puts on the Crown and gets Ice King'd. But if there is one somehow... at least the process is going to be less mentally detrimental that time around?

Maybe one day Simon could look back and appreciate how much he (or Ice King, or both of them, or however you want to look at the situation) is responsible for basically neutralizing the Crown that ruined his life in the first place.

2 years ago

Reblog if you’re a 2012 Raphael stan and are stick and tired of toxic fans lying/badmouthing him, saying he’s “abusive”, a “bully”, and “doesn’t care about his brothers”.

1 year ago

GUYS HOLY SHIT WE COULD HAVE A BROOKLYN NINE NINE LEGO SET!!

GO SUPPORT IT!!

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/7978e24e-da6a-4499-9646-4db82966cc87


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8 months ago
A Old Conversation….
A Old Conversation….
A Old Conversation….

A old conversation….

9 months ago

BRO WHY DID YOU HAVE 200 SONGS READY TO GO 😭😭😭

drops a billford playlist and then walks away

1 year ago

Fixed up Jane's look! I think this is going to be my *mostly* official outfit for her, but it may change in the future!

Fixed Up Jane's Look! I Think This Is Going To Be My *mostly* Official Outfit For Her, But It May Change
Fixed Up Jane's Look! I Think This Is Going To Be My *mostly* Official Outfit For Her, But It May Change

Let me know if you have any suggestions for what to add, but keep in mind that I'm aiming for realistic movability!


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1 year ago

I'm about to turn the age Snape was when he died and there's so much to do still, so many things to experience. And I haven't really given away 17 years in service to Dumbledore to repent for my great mistake, so... the man really didn't live, did he? I know he isn't real, but I still feel the waste and that we can't let our real lives pass us by.

And I owe him my life in a very real sense. Especially specific precious aspects of it.

So I really, really, appreciate the sacrifice. If I ever meet someone even a little like you, Sev, I hope I'll lighten their load.

10 months ago

SO CUTE!!!

Drowsy In Dungeon
Drowsy In Dungeon

drowsy in dungeon

9 months ago

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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