IKR!! It’s so annoying, especially because out of everyone in the show Jaskier has been one of (if not the only) positive influences on his life, and they won’t even acknowledge the impact his relationship with Gertalt has had on him!
the thing i have the biggest beef with in the witcher netflix is the fact that the writers seem to. like. not like jaskier. like they make geralt be a dick to him “i’m not your friend” and then have geralt turn around and be friendly and affectionate with loads of other characters. moussack “old friend”, that flashback with eskel, “you’re important to me, triss” why can’t we get this same energy with jaskier. begging for a proper apology in season 3 that jaskier doesn’t have to basically fish out of geralt my dude deserves better
Why couldn't they have let her have a realistically small chest while being RIPPED, and have Hulk keep being the one with the bigger chest? (They clearly don't know what the fans want.)
yesssss... YESSSSSSSS!!!! MORE!!! YEEASSSSSSS!!!!
Unsure of if anyones done this as them but I had to make it myself
after the night at the byer’s, billy and steve both sport the same bruises.
and it doesn’t make sense.
steve’s sure he didn’t get that many hits in, and even then, it wasn’t hard enough to give billy a shiner like his.
and the worst part is, he feels bad.
“Hey, man,” He starts, cornering billy after a particularly difficult basketball practice. billy was awful. he kept his shirt on, too, which was weird. steve was benched completely; he can barely see out of one eye, and the other is still swollen shut.
billy’s panting from practice, hunched over as if it hurts to breathe. facing his locker and not replying to steve.
“um,” steve continues. “i…feel bad about what happened this weekend. i was just looking out for the kids, y’know, and i didn’t mean to hit you that h-“
billy turns around, snarling. looking like a battered, cornered wild dog.
“oh fuck right off, harrington,” he spits, and shoulders his way out.
“dude,” steve says, curling his lip. “i’m trying to apologize to you, asshole.”
“i don’t need your apology,” billy replies, and it hurts a little.
“well maybe if you hadn’t been a racist asshole i wouldn’t have had to hit you in the first plac-“
billy seems even angrier.
“i am not a fucking racist, harrington,” he snarls, but it lacks the horror his voice used to hold because of the wounds on his face.
steve grimaces. “yeah, totally, you just attacked lucas because he happened to be the closest.”
billy looks around the locker room as if someone is watching him. nervous.
“it’s not because of that,” he mutters, chewing on his swollen bottom lip.
“then why?” steve presses. “because if i recall, he didn’t do a damn thing to you, billy.”
billy swallows and refuses to make eye contact.
“it’s my fucking dad, harrington. he finds out max is messing around with a black kid and all three of us get a shiner worse than mine. i couldn’t care less about what those little shits are doing, but he does.”
steve’s face softens.
“so you’re…taking the punches for max?”
“that’s a stupid way to put it.”
“i…” steve gapes. “why don’t you go to hopper or something? he could put your dad in j-“
“because, harrington, i’ve got nowhere to go and no one gives a shit anyway if a dad beats his son as discipline. but i can’t let him put a hand on max. she doesn’t deserve it. even if she’s a fucking bitch.”
billy shakes his head like he’s said something awful.
“now you know. congratulations, harrington. i spent all this time stealing your crown and now you know that i’m just a pussy whose dad beats him. have fun spreading that one around.”
billy turns to leave and steve catches him by the arm.
“i’m not going to tell anyone,” he says, and billy scoffs.
“i promise. i’m not like that anymore. like you said…turned bitch.”
billy laughs.
“so, what? you look at me like i’m a kicked puppy every time i come to school with my teeth knocked in? because i’d rather you spread rumors about me instead.”
steve shakes his head.
“i wont do that either. promise. i just…i dunno. can i help in any way?”
billy shrugs him off.
“do what you do, i guess. protect those little shits. i’m not as good with kids as you are, mama bird.”
steve flushed at that and grimaces.
“please do not ever call me that again.”
and they laugh. and it feels nice.
“hey, uh, are you doing anything this friday?” steve asks, and it feels natural.
“probably looking after max. parents like to go out a lot and leave me with her.”
“well, why don’t you and her come with me and we can catch a movie maybe? she can bring lucas and you two can patch things up?”
“are you asking me on a date, harrington?”
steve’s face gets even redder.
“no, i just meant-like y’know, it would be nice, and i could, um-“
“it’s cool. i’ll come by friday. 5:00? you get lucas, i’ll bring max.”
steve nods. “um, yeah. that sounds good.”
billy smiles softly. “good. and don’t pick some girly movie. max and i like slashers.”
“right. got it.”
“see ya, steve.”
billy nudges him before jogging off, undoubtably late to pick up max.
and steve is frozen. what started as an apology for his own moral compass turned into a date. steve’s going on a date? with a boy? no, it was just a joke. maybe. probably.
he hopes it wasn’t, though.
HE LEARNED THE SOONNNNGGGGG!!!!! RADOVID HEARD THAT ONCE!! NOW HE’S USING IT TO SERENADE JASKIER JUST AS HE DID TO HIM!!
“then take me here” AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
More people need to see this, absolute masterpiece! <3
Journey to the West is extremely funny and my arm hurts now
Chapters 2 and 3
IT WOULD!! PLEASEEEE!!!!!
tears in my eyes kodaka wants to make danganronpa 4 so badly
This is so good, it needs WAY more attention!!
Part 5 which also is final part!
I feel so sad I forgot one training part from this comic BUT I will make it as “behind the scene” kind of short comic later. I probably will add some extra pages where Leo practicing alone since I had to leave those out as well (via time jumping) - simply because I ran out of time (plus I’ve been suffering from bad headache today a whole day so I just wanted to finish these pages as quick and good as possible).
Part 1 -> LINK Part 2 -> LINK Part 3 -> LINK Part 4 -> LINK
@cathey-winchester-666, @sewerninno, @tmntspidergirl, @doctorelleth, @ninjawolfgirl21 and @turtle-babe83
Thank you ALL so, so much for reading, liking, reblogging and commenting this comic! <3 I honestly loved every interaction with you lovelies! :3 You probably have no idea how much every comment, like and reblog has mean to me, truly.
So, thank you all again from the bottom of my heart! *blowkisses*
Me: *watches Venom: The Last Dance*
Me: Oh man, this looks like a genuinely amazing plot and a perfect wrap up to Venom's story!
Also me: If these bitches don't make out in this movie I'm reaching into the screen and doing it for them-
I WILL BUY THIS. GIMMIE!!
Sighs -> picks up phone -> “prismo body pillow when” “I need a prismo body pillow” “how much for a prismo body pillow”-> sighs again -> picks up tablet
Soon… wip (smirk)
Maybe I shouldn’t have put it in your heads, MAYBE I’m a bad influence. I don’t care; BODY PILLOW!