I LIVE FOR STUFF LIKE THIS LMAO

Stranger Parable

HE'S SO FASCINATING I COULD TALK ABOUT HIM FOR HOURS!!!

Black Hat things I love:

He's simultaneously running a secret shadow organization and is a household name in the business of being a dastardly bastard

He's so spooky mysterious but he puts himself in all the commercials and starts them off like "HI IT'S ME. BLACK HAT"

There's so many fucking paintings of himself. Everywhere. He has to have done at least a few of them himself. He can absolutely see through any and all of them when he wants. He's hiding in one and laughing because nobody can find him.

He laughs too hard and does shit like this

Does he have a cockney accent, or do cockney speakers actually have a Black Hat accent? I don't think his first language is Human. It's very funny to me if while he was meandering through human languages he got to English and went "THAT one. I'm going to speak with THAT accent."

2 hat motherfucker

The teeth that stick out a lil bit

He go >:3

DID JASKIER JUST GET A LOVE TRIANGLE?!

My boy is still pining over Geralt, and there have been multiple mentions of him using the word “love” in reference to Geralt. So we definitely gonna get an unrequited love thing here. 

Then there’s the prince dude (don’t remember his name, but u know the one), who is now pining over Jaskier. But Jaskier is now trying to worm out of it, but he mostly seems surprised by his affections (which is really sad, to be honest). 

My guess, from where I am now (S3: EP2), is that Jaskier is going to choose Geralt, despite knowing his it’s unrequited love. Then, during his sneaking around with the prince, he will be cautious, but will eventually let his guard down. As he warms up to (seemingly) genuine affections, and someone who is trying to be his friend first (not the other way around for once). But the prince dude will be evil, or try to harm Geralt and the crew. But I don’t think he’ll want to hurt Jaskier, as I do think he has a genuine interest in him. 

Might add to this more later, but that’s all I have rn. 

tbh, I think it would have been better if Jaskier was the one to kill the monster on the boat. It would have done well for his rivalry plotline in this episode, it was a huge missed opportunity! One can only imagine the way Geralt would react...

THIS IS AMAZING LMAO

oops, wrong protagonist

A old conversation….

IKR!! It’s so annoying, especially because out of everyone in the show Jaskier has been one of (if not the only) positive influences on his life, and they won’t even acknowledge the impact his relationship with Gertalt has had on him!

the thing i have the biggest beef with in the witcher netflix is the fact that the writers seem to. like. not like jaskier. like they make geralt be a dick to him “i’m not your friend” and then have geralt turn around and be friendly and affectionate with loads of other characters. moussack “old friend”, that flashback with eskel, “you’re important to me, triss” why can’t we get this same energy with jaskier. begging for a proper apology in season 3 that jaskier doesn’t have to basically fish out of geralt my dude deserves better

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT I CALLED IT!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WIN!! APOLLO HAS BLESSED ME WITH MY RANDOM GIFT OF PROPHECY!!

I just realized...

What if Rick Prime was the first Rick to invent interdimensional travel?

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO- THEY DIDN’T!! Jaskier sadly singing a love song clearly meant for/about Geralt, after putting to bed the child of the man he loves. THEN RADOVID SHOWS UP?!! OMFG??