Gaston: So There's This Girl-

Gaston: So there's this girl-

Hook: I just sat down.

Gaston: She's really interested in books, I don't know why she's such a nerd but I want to marry her and you know more about books than I do so what do you say? Will you help me?

Hook: Only if you agree to keep that wretched lizard away from me.

Gaston: I'll kill it eventually! No creature can escape Gaston.

Hook: this girl of yours what's she like?

Gaston: She's the most beautiful girl in my town and she reads books....uh...she keeps to herself most days.

Hook: How do you approach her?

Gaston: The best way! By throwing those worthless books away so we can talk about something important, me!

Hook: You what!?

Gaston: You don't look impressed.

Hook: What buffoon taught you such ill mannered courtship!?

Gaston: Well I-

Hook: I cannot stand by while you go out harassing ladies who are clearly more well educated than you!

Gaston: So you'll help? Alright Jamie!

Hook: Don't call me that.

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