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Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 11!!

Akatsuki edition bc I have akatsuki brainrot❤️ so here’s 8 instead of my usual 4✌️✌️

(Read more for yappathon and unnecessary explanation)

Yes yes this is me pushing my itakabu agenda what abt it?? Also the Ukrainian zetsu says just means “Fat wh0re”😭😭

Named deidara “may dei” bc I found out he was born in may and I’m bias<3

I spent forever trying to find that mr beast edited as Kisame photo and almost gave up

Hc that sasori threatens to make tobi his next puppet project when he gets on sasoris nerves and obito thinks he’s not serious but he 100% is. Sasori isn’t gonna seek out a sharingan to put in his puppets but if one so happens to land on his door step… well…

Pein’s name is infact a line from that HORRENDOUS French “rap” going around on tiktok and nagato would legit think it’s tuff💔🥀

Hey so today I found out that Deidara is 19 and not 25 and I feel kinda icky that I’ve been shipping him with Tobi and Sasori who are 30 for almost 6 years, like Tobidei and Sasodei were two of my favorite ships and people don’t seem to care about the age gap so am I still allowed to ship them? Like I feel bad that I still like the ships

La verdadera belleza radica en cosas que duran para siempre, nunca se pudren, ni se desvanecen.✨

Sasori✨

*Deidara, Itachi and Hidan building a “fort” out of tables, chairs, blankets and pillows*

Konan: What in the world are you three doing?

Deidara: We decided to make a club, hm. These are our headquarters.

Konan: A club? For what?

Hidan: It’s the Older Man Fucker club, pretty lady. All of us are doin’ it with the old guys.

Itachi: Kisame is not that old. Nor is Sasori-san.

Deidara: Hey, still older than us, hm. Not all of us can be with someone Kakuzu’s age!

Hidan: Hey, the bastard may be old as shit but he’s still got it where it counts, asshole. Oi, wait a sec, Konan! YOU should be in our club too!

Konan: Me?

Itachi: Mm. You’re dating Nagato, correct?

Konan: Yes, but —

Hidan: Well you’re only like 20, and —

Konan: I’m 32, actually.

All three: *thunderstruck silence*

Itachi: Really?

Hidan: Shit you’re gorgeous!

Deidara: What skin care products do you use, hm?

Hidan: Okay but still, you’re dating Nagato. That’s still a pretty big difference; that fucker’s gotta be 60 at least, and —

Konan: Actually Nagato and I are about the same age.

All three:

Hidan: … what the fuck?

Deidara: What skin care products does HE use, hm, so I know never to use them?

Itachi, gently: Do you need me to break whatever gengetsu he has you under?

Konan:

Nagato, in his room tweaking a Pain-body: *twitches*

y’all remember this AU? 👀 pls use full size

Capa para a fanfic “O Rei do Baile” escrito por XBech e banners para a fanfic “(Não) era amor” escrito por DamaPintada e Haruno_Cherry, os três pedidos feitos em nome do Fairy Edits. Deseja por uma capa ou banner? peça no site! Estamos todos a disposição!

Se inspire! Não copie! Créditos à @nikirooo pelas imagens da Sakura Haruno e artes oficiais, créditos também à BeaPanda e a NoPrincess25 pelos pngs e recursos utilizados na edição.

Edições que fiz em nome do Fairy Edits e publiquei lá das fanfics “Eu Decidi” escrito por Bitchever; “BJ Jay” escrito por Dfideliiz; e banners para a fanfic “(Não) era amor” escrito por DamaPintada e Haruno_Cherry.

Se inspire! Não copie! Créditos à @nikirooo​ pelas imagens da Sakura Haruno, artes oficiais utilizadas do anime/mangá Naruto e créditos também a Magic-pngs , angelonfire30 , MarEditions1 , waves-jpg ,  southsidepngs , cataclysmicly e os donos dos recursos utilizados.

This is my life. It would have been so cool for Sasori to be Gaara’s weird uncle and the head of Puppet Corps and be a mentor to Kankuro. So much wasted potential…

This was fun to do.

Draw the Squad

Credit me if yall use it

Some Sasodei

I didn’t know what pose to draw Sasori in so that happened.

Can anyone tell me what this is?

Sasori of the Red Sand as Edward Scissorhands?

Sasori Scissorhands? Edward Akasuna?

Whatever. An unfinished puppet for all the Tim Burton enjoyers over there.

(At this point I realized that I should have done smth for Deidara’s birthday but exuse me? i forgot)

just absolutely random sketches+pose studies+screenshot studies I did over the week and felt the need to post, okay?

no idea what’s Hidan doing there tbh

Sasori: Did it hurt when you fell?

Deidara: From where? Heaven? Or in love?

Sasori: Brat, as much as I’d love to save your ego, you just faceplanted down a flight of stairs.

Just a little comics about Sasori being worried and Deidara being Deidara. I kinda messed the order up, but there are numbers in the corners so here we go

Day 1 of adapting random Sasori and Deidara moments into shitty sketches in my style until this hyperfixation is over

Therapist: Kakuzu in a cute apron can't hurt you

Kakuzu in a cute apron:

° inspired by:

That would be so charming 🤧

One - who is always looking for adventure and one - who gets them out of trouble

inspired by this video 🤭

🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️

part-time job or when Kakuzu doesn't give enough money 😔

Some Shippuden nostalgia because I'm rewatching it with my little brother.

This is how it went down right

Lord of pain

Commission info 2025 (Buy 3 get the 4th free! ) ✨ || Ko-fi ☕️✨

empty?

Happy late birthday to the man who showed me what simping means

hands

sasori and surya🎀

It’s Sasori birthday, but I don’t have time to do something good now so have this as placeholder lovely psycho-puppet-maniac

It’s losely related to my unexpected fanfic for one event. Something related to a crackship which can’t get out of my mind under the cut

Czytaj dalej

I was bored and these two came to my mind again

I think new crackship came to my mind

C’mon guys - both have poison as their mane advantage, both fight in very unique ways, both are cold-blooded menace to their opponents, both show so little emotions for most of the time. They would definetely get along.

I wanted to make scene as corny as possible but it ended up being way too sugary and bright.

Yes, I know that conversation have no sense.