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Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 11!!

Akatsuki edition bc I have akatsuki brainrot❤️ so here’s 8 instead of my usual 4✌️✌️

(Read more for yappathon and unnecessary explanation)

Yes yes this is me pushing my itakabu agenda what abt it?? Also the Ukrainian zetsu says just means “Fat wh0re”😭😭

Named deidara “may dei” bc I found out he was born in may and I’m bias<3

I spent forever trying to find that mr beast edited as Kisame photo and almost gave up

Hc that sasori threatens to make tobi his next puppet project when he gets on sasoris nerves and obito thinks he’s not serious but he 100% is. Sasori isn’t gonna seek out a sharingan to put in his puppets but if one so happens to land on his door step… well…

Pein’s name is infact a line from that HORRENDOUS French “rap” going around on tiktok and nagato would legit think it’s tuff💔🥀

Keeping the naruto hyperfixation alive even though it wants to leave so bad😋 (naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 10)

Gave y’all 7 this time since I’ve somehow stretched these naruto meme posts into 10 parts🧍

Yes orochimarus user is a c*lleen b*llinger ref

Neji def has a thing for praise because I think it would be funny considering he’s around LEE of all ppl like 75% of the time

I like to think like maybe half of ninja know Morse code but don’t use it often since it’s well known. Shino on the other hand loves using it.

Sai learned abt polycules from a relationship book he read and was like “damn why is this not more of a thing?? Seems pretty simple to me”

Yea Kabuto is DEFINITELY a freak. Sakuras just clocking it- it seems to be a pattern for her in my posts 😭

Since ppl seemed to like the black haired kakashi edit, I present… Mitsuki with black hair!

If y’all have any suggestions for naruto character edits lmk-

I wouldve edited sage mode but I could not for the life of me figure out how to make it not look like garbage😭🙏

Now he looks even more like orochimaru- if he had black hair it wouldve been so funny having like Tsunade pass mitsuki in the street and whipping her head around so fast she got dizzy😭 she would legit think she’s in a genjutsu for a sec💔

I resisted the urge to give him slitted eyes too tbh

Here, have some out of context moments from a naruto fic I’m reading because while it does have 42k hits, I still feel like nobody is seeing the vision

(Fic: Burnt Out by Shynnohwen)

Orochimaru's notifications

Incorrect naruto alignment charts I made👍

Do these make sense? No. Are these objectively funny to think about? Yes.

well well well

Introducing: Naruto memes/text posts I made! (Part 1)

I posted these on tt a bit ago but I’ve decided they would also go good on here:)

I have ones that I’ve drawn but I’ll put them in separate posts!

Just a sneak peek of Orochimaru being a little shit, also I decided to make this a “Madara had a change of heart and revived everyone that died during the course of the series” AU because it was too late to make this a “Nothing went wrong” AU and you can’t stop me now

Moots: @towasuki and @saturnsmoontitan

If somebody hasn't read this TobiNaru Masterpiece (with a capital M).

They should.

Like drop everything and read this.

NOW.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13515082/1/

I now have a new fixation.

revamped my punk!sannin

sannin sketches

how good it feels to draw (2/3rds of) ur favorite ship kissing and touching each other..

@uchihacollector shared a wonderful thread >< I'm in LOVE

Thank you @peepingtoad and @uchihacollector you are awesome

jiraoro <\3

sherm

Anticipating the most awaited reunion of all...

I'm watching Naruto for the first time and I wanted to make gifs of my favorite moments from the opening 2 🙏❤️

Imagine these three meeting over coffee and talking about their crushes

BORUTO & NARUTO

So I am now currently watching Boruto and I have to say It's not that bad.

But don't get me wrong. Naruto is still far more enjoyable anime than Boruto. (for me of course).

Boruto series has a really good characters and the best for me are : Mitsuki, Shikadai, Himawari, Konohamaru and Boruto (and yes Boruto is sometimes acting like a brat, but I cherish him anyway) ❤️

I want to apologise to Sarada fans, but I don't like her that much, but that also doesn't mean that I hate her. No. I just can't find the way to her character.

And the old generation of Naruto: I love every single one of them.

Their journey was always inspiring to me and through out the series I laughed with them and cried for them. (seriously Naruto is the first anime that made me cry more then 5 times and I do not cry much)

.............. Let's talk about the ships...........

Ok so I don't ship hetero pairs, but I also don't mind or judge people who do.

Naruto series: Sasunaru (how unpredictable)

Kakairu

Kakaobi (their history and friendship was so sad, that every time I see those scenes my eyes are automatically wet)

Madatobi

Hashimada

Sakuino

Sakuhina

Shikaneji (I really adore this ship even if it's not that famous)

Izutobi

Madaobi (they were alone together for some time in that cave..... You know?)

Hidashika (OK I know this ship is toxic as fuck, but you know I love these kinds of relationships)

Itashisu (and anothet tragic love story, like almost every single one in this show)

Itasasu (I know this is the part where some of you will be horrified, but I don't really care that they are brothers. It's the creators fault that they are so pretty together and my sick gay ass is constantly thinking about them fucking each other)

Indraashu (another incest. I'm sorry. Wait. No. Not. Really.)

Hashitobi (wow and another one)

Boruto series: Mitsuboru (this is my favourite ship from this show so far and it's practically Canon. You can't tell me otherwise. Boruto is just following in his father's footsteps.)

Sekiemitsu ( I don't know the name for this ship so I made my own, if someone know the actual name of it, please write it down)

And that's the end.

Uff I hope you will forgive me for my a little bit poor English, because I'm not a national speaker. 😂❤️🌈