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Do these make sense? No. Are these objectively funny to think about? Yes.
Iâve made more! (Naruto memes/text posts Iâve made part 3)
Iâll have to make more soon but personally these arenât even my funniest-
@n-ohara | For you my dear I present this drawing as my token of a valentine gift! I hope you have a lovely day and you receive all the love you can forever!
Have a happy Valentines day!
Is it me or does Madaraâs Susanoo kinda have an hourglass?
Guess who found a new rare-pair! (Save me)
Idk how exactly i came to love this ship, but I knew I love Hinata, I love TobiMada, and I love Hinata being loved, and protected (especially by powerful charactersđ) so I'm accepting my fate atpđĽ˛âď¸
Hashirama: *look of dawning horror* wait. You brought a child to the battle?
Madara: yes? Only as a lookout, though. I know your clan, under your orders, is honorable enough not to kill a child. Heâs safe.
Hashirama: you misunderstand. *whips around to Touka* TOUKA. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BROTHER
Madara: what???
Tobirama: *sees child*
Tobirama: *calmly, in a regular even voice* who brought the child?
Hashirama: fuck, he scares me
Tobirama: *picks up kid*
Touka: double fuck
Madara: what is going on?? Why are you freaking out??? Why is the white demon holding my cousin?!?!
Tobirama: ah, heâs your cousin? *hits Madara over the head* well, heâs mine now. No take backs. *leaves with the kid*
Madara:
Hashirama:
Izuna: what the fuck just happened
Touka: Tobi has an adoption problem.
Some MadaTobi for the soul
If somebody hasn't read this TobiNaru Masterpiece (with a capital M).
They should.
Like drop everything and read this.
NOW.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13515082/1/
I'm rebloging this because I'm affraid I won't find this later when ao3 starts working again
"The Great Tobirama Senju, as astute as ever." Madara said, sounding bitter, and so very, very tired. "Well, what about you? You loathed me as well, I recall. What changed there?" A hollow laugh. "Or are you simply lulling me into a false sense of security, waiting for the chance to strike me down when my back's turned?"
Tobirama shook his head in denial, feeling a spike of panic at the Uchihaâs paranoid words. It was dizzying, but he sat steady and said forcefully, "No - no, I don't hate you. I never did, really. I was⌠suspicious of you -" jealous for taking his brother away from him- " but I never actually hated you."Â
If the sharingan can cause pain, why shouldnât it be able to take it away? Genjutsu: The Uchiha recipe for everything.
I present to you, Sootbito and the Sootchiha~
Drawn crudely by me, angry lil things~ (â Â â ęâ á´â ęâ )
Sootkashi coming soon~
Grandpa donât caaaare.
More Uchiha nonsense.
Here to guard my stash of candy đ
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Welcome feito para Haures do personagem Uchiha Madara do anime Naruto.
Se inspire! NĂŁo copie! CrĂŠditos aos artistas das respectivas imagens ~
Iâve been ridiculously called out tonight- I-
I'm convinced that anyone who stans Geto Suguru is a stan for Uchiha Madara.
Hot Take but I think Madara should've gotten an evil pretty wife who kills people
The amount of times I died listening to Sasuke and Naruto (and Madara and Hashirama) refer to one another as âbrotherâ, only for them to canonically be reincarnations of actual brothers???? đź đĽ
every time a male character refers to his homoerotic situationship as his âbrotherâ an angel loses its wings
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What MBTI type would you give Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Tajima, and Uchiha Izuna? Bonus: Uchiha Naori
Hello anon, thank you so much for your question!
This was one tricky question, as much as I enjoy anything psychology related, MBTI has never been my thing tbh. Or, I find it fascinating in a way, but I have not enough understanding about the different âfunctionsâ and how they work to give an in-depth âMBTI personality analysisâ.
Apologies. :/
So take my answer with a grain of salt and feel free to disagree (or to be disappointed), but as I said: Iâm an amateur about this particular side of psychology.
To answer your question, though, I would give the Uchiha you asked about the following labels;
Uchiha Madara: ENTJ
Uchiha Izuna: INTJ*
Uchiha Tajima: ISTJ
Uchiha Naori: INFJ
*I know Izuna showcases more logic/rationality (stoicism?) than emotion(s) in the little time we get to see him, but Iâm drawn to the idea to make him an INFJâŚ
But function wise I know it would be a mess. And I know thatâs the important part in this particular field, not the labels themselves.
But this is my answer to this question. Thank you for the ask, anon and take care. o/
Overly decorative words serve to elude truth, an art form it is, deigned for the most rancid of persons. Shards of a once whole mirror would reflect with much distortion, such a person. Self-awareness had become weapon, an ally, and not condemning nor convicting.
'...a world of only peace'
Underlying arrogance reared its head with words thrown with calculated thought. Tranquillity was a luxury afforded by the ignorant, the insignificant, the unburdened. He was none of that, and yet, a mind battered to recognise opportunity could not afford him to speak what his vessels knew as truth.
A child soldier, an unsharpened weapon with all the making of pristine metal. He was no sword smith, but he understood a good metal is one capable of reconstructing to his will. And what better words to sooth a child than hope of heaven while truly offering a known hell.
The world has never known peace in his short-lived time, partly a consequence of his actions. Which, in hindsight, proved the hipocracy of it all, the cycle he dreamed to break had him as the violent hurricane to cause pain, long suffering, and, of course, sorrow.
'...a world of only love'
Another lie that tumbled smoothly off his tongue, gravely tone reverberating off the story walls. Such words were, of course, tantalising to a younger, inexperienced mind, so full of wisdom that a young mind, scathing for scraps of hope would not see the blatant bullshit.
What had he known of love? The love of his brothers? He remembers not of their faces nor their names. They were weak, soldiers born to war, the concept of childhood a foreign luxury. He had brothers, he remembers, the number filled his hand, and yet to mourn them was a brief altercation.
But there was one brother who lived longer, one unforgettable in visage and name. Then, he'd truly loved, truly suffered. He had willed his emotions to be volatile, tainted this love with unadulterated loathing.
Love, he remembers a woman, deep hazel green eyed. He remembers not of a wife, perhaps a momentary infatuation, perhaps a stranger. He recalls feathery touches, lingering glances, and lust. Not love, never offered love, she was a woman, one of many.
'...futility.'
Perhaps the only truth he'd spoken, the only perceptive observation accurately described. Had he believed perfection to be futile, then truly his actions have abandoned hope of resonation with his thesis.
Irredeemable, unreasonable. His ideology is anything but coherent. Subjected to be the object of the unfathomable, he lives to be death impersonated. Chaos embodied. Izanami.
Draw Hatsune Miku đ¤¤
drawing Obito until my hand falls off, day 4 (still, ig)
I will not give any explanations
im so sorry
Recently, I realized that this fossil aka my first madatobi one-shot had a few more kudos than I thought⌠so I scrambled to revamp and flesh this out into something a bit less cringy and more similar to my current style of writing.
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Romantic relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
Characters: Senju Tobirama, Uchina Madara, Senju Hashirama, Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Obito
Breaking my fandom hiatus to post my entry for @madatobiweek2022
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Romantic relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara , Senju Hashirama/Uzumaki Mito
Platonic Relationships: Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Izuna, Senju Tobirama & Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Izuna & Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama & Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Kagami
Characters: Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Kagami
A few of the additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Founders Era, Uchiha Izuna Lives, Senju Tobirama Needs a Hug, Slow Burn, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending, idiots to lovers, Sick Tobirama needs a caretaker, Tobirama has the flu at the start of the story
Summary:
He was going to wordlessly hand the paper to the white haired man to sign and then hurriedly leave before one of them could say or do anything to irk the otherâs temper.
Though as soon as Madara looked up from the yet unsigned form in his hand and saw the Senju, his hand paused mid-movement.
âYou're sick.â
Tobiramaâs flushed face looked strained and had a light sheen of sweat. He was wrapped in an oversized, worn haori that he likely had snatched from Hashirama when the latter had been distracted.
At least judging by the size and unflattering colour choice. Vomit green and pale yellow. Really?
(Or: Overworked Tobirama is sick and unfortunately Madara gets roped into taking care of him by Izuna. Only to then realize that he may have slightly misjudged the younger Senju.)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom: Naruto Â
Universe: Modern AU
Relationships:
Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara (main)
Senju Hashirama/Uzumaki Mito (side)
Characters:Â Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna, Senju Hashirama, Senju Itama, Uzumaki Mito
@madatobiweek Week 4: There was only one bed OR Not realizing they are already dating
Summary:Â
Summer sun, cool waves, a beautiful beach. Nothing could go wrong on this long awaited, blessed holiday to the sea, right? W r o n g!
Madara shouldâve just pushed his best friend off of that cliff they had been playing on as kids when he had the chance.
Read on AO3
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Chapter 01: Something new
Madara startled awake with a curse on his lips when a cheering Hashiramaâs elbow hit the pillow his head had been resting upon but momentarily got distracted by a female speaker announcement.
ââand gentleman, as we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position and your seatbelt is securely fastenedââ
Ah, apparently it was time for their airplane to land. And surely, looking out of the window confirmed it as no clouds were greeting him. Instead, the ground was rapidly closing in on them.Â
Turning his head away from the window, he threw Mitoâwho was sitting on Hashiramaâs rightâ a tired but bemused look that she promptly returned when her husband started making quiet hooting noises at the bumpy arrival at their destination.
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I am so sorry for making you wait but as you know my health went downhill. As thanks for waiting and a sort of apology, I made the draft snippet a bit longer.
(MadaTobi, Modern AU) snippet of my unfinished draft, link to the story will be in next post)
The albino cracked a helpless smile at his uncharacteristically silly thought. This whole crush affair had been making him have weird trains of thought for quite some time now.
Well, speaking of investigations, his own this morning had also revealed that he had to share a room and much worse, even a bed with said detective after both of the men had lost a poll his Anija had come up with that he couldnât even recollect partaking in.
Fantastic.
It wasnât really that he hated the idea of sharing a room with the man in itself or anything akin to that. Much the opposite actually if he were to be completely honest.
Tobirama had even felt hesitantly hopeful when his Anija had suggestedâor rather begged himâto agree to randomly decide who would share a room. Had even hoped that the odds would be on his side so that he could share a room with the older Uchiha.
But that had been when he still had believed that the two rooms up for selection provided two single beds each. There hadnât been any information about one of them being a double bed or he wouldnât have agreed to the poll in the first place.
Was Hashirama trying to push him to an early death?
His siblings all knew of his feelings, after all. And had been exposed to the revelation not too recently either. It had been quite a while ago when he surprisingly had realized that getting closer to the older Uchiha was something he actually was interested in.
Feelings were a difficult subject to successfully tackle for the albino and it had taken him a few years and a lot of probing talks with his best friend but at some point he had finally realized that his weird fixation with the older Uchiha had been due to romantic feelings. Feelings he had not been able to interpret without Izunaâs help.
Izuna, his favourite, slash best bet for an ally when the machinations of inter-human behaviour and relationships reached a point where they only left him confused. Understanding all the nuances and meanings in communication was often rather difficult for him, unfortunately, and siblings loved to tease each other, while asking his then yet not sister-in-law had been simply too embarrassing.
At first, the younger Uchiha had not been thrilled about his revelation of love but after some time his best friend had been able to make peace with the thought and had supported himâstill was. Which the albino was grateful for because knowing why he had felt terrible and moody whenever the older Uchiha had brought over another new romantic partner to introduce to Mito and Hashirama had not made it any easier for him. Not at all, no.
Logically speaking, he had been well aware that their age gap and his rather late start into puberty had not helped in making the older Uchiha see him in a more romantic context but apparently his heart had not been capable to understand that little factâor well, that had been what Izuna had tried to explain to him back then. The head and heart did not always agree on matters and only because one understood something on a logical level did not automatically mean that the feelings would follow suit without any hiccups.
Fortunately, they all were adults now and the age gap didnât have as much weight nor meaning anymore; he too had grown into his body years ago. While there had been a point when Madara and even Izuna had been taller than him, thankfully he had long since passed his best friend and even grown an inch or so taller than the older Uchiha himself.
Plus, Madara had been single for quite some time now and thus sharing a room and getting to know each other better had sounded like a good plan of actions.
At least, in theory.
Unfortunately, the reality apparently revealed the opposite. After all, being shaken awake by the Uchiha falling out of bedâthat was his educated guess at leastâbecause he wanted to get away from him as soon as possible did not bode well for the supposed desire to get to know each other, did it?
He sighed for the nth time.
Of course, one could now make educated guesses as to which of the many possible reasons had been the older manâs motivation to flee.
Had it been because the albino had freed himself of his pants? Maybe the idea to share a bed so intimately with Hashiramaâs little brother had been too off-putting? Or maybe the albino had come too close? Orâ
His phone vibrated next to his leg and he picked it up to look at the screen.
Did you get any??? Tobirama scowled at the message Kawarama had just sent him in confusion before his phone vibrated again. Youâll never believe what just happened! I accidentally sent the exact same thing to Madara LOL
The albinoâs eyes widened and he quickly unlocked the phone before his fingers started typing. What? Explain! Just as he sent off the message, he suddenly heard the door to the room click open.
Oh no
Apparently Madara was back and he hadnât even started getting ready yet.
He looked down at the sleep mussed blanket and disheveled shirt covering him, glasses riding down his nose with the movement.
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Romantic relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara , Senju Hashirama/Uzumaki Mito
Platonic Relationships: Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Izuna, Senju Tobirama & Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Izuna & Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama & Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama & Uchiha Kagami
Characters: Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama, Uzumaki Mito, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Kagami
A few of the additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Founders Era, Uchiha Izuna Lives, Senju Tobirama Needs a Hug, Slow Burn, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending, idiots to lovers, Sick Tobirama needs a caretaker, Tobirama has the flu at the start of the story
Summary:
He was going to wordlessly hand the paper to the white haired man to sign and then hurriedly leave before one of them could say or do anything to irk the otherâs temper.
Though as soon as Madara looked up from the yet unsigned form in his hand and saw the Senju, his hand paused mid-movement.
âYou're sick.â
Tobiramaâs flushed face looked strained and had a light sheen of sweat. He was wrapped in an oversized, worn haori that he likely had snatched from Hashirama when the latter had been distracted.
At least judging by the size and unflattering colour choice. Vomit green and pale yellow. Really?
(Or: Overworked Tobirama is sick and unfortunately Madara gets roped into taking care of him by Izuna. Only to then realize that he may have slightly misjudged the younger Senju.)
1st MdTb sketch ever <3
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Fandom: Naruto
Chapters: 1/1
Relationship: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
A few additional tags: Mito and Hashirama appear in passing, Modern AU, Madara needs a hug, fluff
Summary:
At last, the door opened after his fourth, very annoyed attempt.
âHashirama! Who lets their supposed best friend wait this long outside in those freezing tempââ He startled and threw the sleepily scrunched up, very pale face which greeted him a thoroughly confused look. âYouâre not Hashirama.â
âClearly,â the albino yawned out in amusement as he leaned against the half open door, only to squint at the lights outside on the porch with a scowl.
If Madara werenât in such distress, he mightâve found it cute even.