Curate, connect, and discover
Do these make sense? No. Are these objectively funny to think about? Yes.
I’m watching the fight against Obito rn and can’t help but wonder, where the fuck did Sarutobi go? Did something happen and I just forgot or?
Update: Nvm Kishimoto just forgot him for a minute there
Some art I made for a fic of mine (I totally forgot Minato's bangs, but we're pretending i meant to do that)
Fic link:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62375353
@itachilores
I lost the inbox submission 😓😓 but thank you for your kind words, and here’s Minato!
Some art for my friends fanfic!! (Happy Birthday Addict!!)
Humanity ran like a broken record, reduced to its filthy roots time and time again. Kindness turned to greed and happiness to sadness.
Such a thing was no different in any world.
Weights drag down her walk forward, heavier and heavier with every passing moment.
If she looked back, nothing would change and everything would be led along by a bloody string once more.
She wasn’t ready. She was.
(Reincarnated as Kushina)
If somebody hasn't read this TobiNaru Masterpiece (with a capital M).
They should.
Like drop everything and read this.
NOW.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13515082/1/
Artober day 2: S-rank mission
Artober day 1: Minato's kids
Here’s a nice unfinished animatic that won’t be finished till the end of time
Kakashi in Road to Ninja
Welcome Home Papa!
Rating: 18+
Pairing: Naruto Uzumaki, Minato Namikaze, Kakashi Hatake
Tags/Warnings: Incest, Teacher/Student, threesome, Eating ass, cock sucking, dirty talk, spanking, cross dressing, daddy kink, daddy’s boy
Minato yawned as he woke up. He stretched his hands over his head to pop his back a little. Looking around the room he let another yawn slip from his lips before he heard breathing. He turned his head a little and watched a figure beside him breathing lightly. He studied the figure from behind long blonde hair and small body. He went to touch the figure only for it to turn around in its sleep and Minato smiled.
The figure in his head was his son Naruto. He must have snuck in his bed again last night. Naruto blinked awake and gave his father a sweet smile.
"Good morning Daddy" Naruto said.
Minato smiled and patted his son's head before Naruto dove under the covers and proceeded to suck Minato's cock. Minato let out a moan before he laid back and pulled the covers back to watch his son give him head. They had this relation ever since he was 12 years. It started out innocent with kisses on the lips and dressing in provocative clothing, as he got older he got bolder and now at the sweet age of sixteen he was servicing his father day in and out. He was still a shinobi and Minato was still the Hokage, but Naruto would always have time for his father to make him feel amazing every day. Naruto bobbed his head up and down before deep throating his father's cock and Minato gasped while his body shivered when Naruto started to write out his name in Kanji with his tongue on his cock.
"Fuck...Naru" Minato moaned.
Suddenly Minato's hands were tangled in his son’s long hair and began to begin face fuck Naruto's mouth moaning in delight shivering as he was close to releasing his sons warm wet mouth.
"Fuck! Fuck!" Minato moaned loudly.
Naruto had a blush across his face his cheeks puffy from sucking his father's cock and his eyes glossed over with love of his father. Finally, his father came into his mouth and Naruto swallowed it all down. Finally, after filling his mouth with his father’s milk and swallowing it all down like a good boy he let his mouth off and licked his lips before opening his mouth to show he swallowed it all down.
"Good boy Naru. Now go grab a shower, I have a meeting in a few minutes." Minato said.
"At once Hokage-sama" Naruto giggled.
He slipped out of bed and had Minato swat his bubble butt and he blushed before he paused.
"Daddy...wouldn't it be better to grab a shower together...it will be quicker" Naruto suggested.
Minato smiled.
"Sounds like a good idea Naruto" Minato said.
They both slipped into the bathroom for what was to be a... quick shower.
Naruto dressed in a cheongsam that had slits up the side with no sleeves. He was limping slightly, thanks to his shower with daddy. Daddy was a little late for his meeting. It wasn't Naruto's fault all he wanted to do was wash his father and then his father decided to get little frisky and tongue his ass eating him out like a pro and fucking him like he would die if he didn't against the tile. Naruto was a little sore, but he vanished in a swirl in air to reappear in the market district and began to shop for dinner tonight.
He had gotten looks all that morning. Sure, he grew his hair a little longer, but he saw what his mother's hair looked like all red, pretty and long he decided to grow out his hair in memory of his mother. Daddy didn't mind at all especially when they did it doggy style and he had something to pull on.
As he picked up a few fruits and vegetables he felt a familiar light feeling and made a clone to continue shopping and he vanished to his father's office.
On entering the tower, he neared the doors and heard a noise. It sounded familiar, like a very faint moan. Naruto giggled before vanishing again and reappearing in his father's office only to see the sight of Papa Kakashi fucking his daddy hard and his daddy seemed to love it if the scattered papers knocked everywhere had any indications.
Kakashi looked up and gave a grin before motion Naruto over with his hand not breaking rhythm once as Naruto came around the desk to give his papa a kiss on the cheek. before crawling between his father's legs and wrapped his pretty lips around his father's cock. Minato arched and gave off a silent scream.
"Such a dirty little whore you are Hokage-sama" Kakashi growled in his ear.
Minato moaned panting and whimpering. His head was spinning, how he missed his sweet kashi and his very yummy cock. He pounded into his ass so deep he was seeing stars and his son with his lips wrapped around his cock was about to make his release all the closer.
"So, good. Ahh kashi! N-Naru n-no don't suck so hard baby!" Minato moaned.
Naruto shook his head and deep throat his father’s cock as Minato cried out again only for Kakashi pulled his head back and gave a him a harsh kiss shoving his tongue down his throat making Minato tangle his tongue around his. Kakashi continued to thrust hard into his blonde lover and finally came inside and Minato come into his son’s mouth. Naruto smiled swallowing it all down and letting go with a wet pop.
Kakashi pulled out of Minato's ass and saw that he was still rock hard. It wasn't enough. Minato was still dazed then he felt himself be pulled back onto Kakashi's lap his still slick erection rubbing against his abused asshole only for Kakashi to plunge his cock back into his abused ass. Minato cried out loudly his hands clutching the arms of his chairs as Kakashi was fucking him and biting the back of his neck whispering things that made him hotter and hornier. Naruto watched on his father's desk as they fucked while he played with himself. His hand wrapped around his cock pumping it slowing while sticking two lubricated fingers inside himself panting as they moved in and out. His daddy and Papa were just so sexy when they fucked.
Minato watched his son play with himself but more of looking at his sweet little hole that was begging to be fucked.
"Kashi" Minato mewled.
Kakashi knew that look and nodded before letting his cock out of Minato and instantly Minato was on top of his son biting at his throat sucking and leaving hickey marks. Hearing his adoptive son moan so beautifully Kakashi would of cum then and there, but thanks to years of practice he could control himself.
Minato spread his son’s legs wide open and plunged his cock into his son’s sweet ass hearing Naruto cry out in pleasure.
"Fuck daddy! Ah so good!" Naruto cried out.
"you like being fucked by your daddy don't you. Such a slutty son I have, even when his Papa is watching him" Minato said.
Naruto tilted his head to the side to see Kakashi watching him and blushed trying to hide himself from his Papa's stare only for him to be lifted and while his daddy's cock was still inside him and drag them both from the desk. Naruto panted as they shifted. He hit spots that he forgot that existed.
"Now baby, beg your papa to fill you while I am still inside, Papa wants to be inside you too baby" Minato moaned into his son's ear.
Naruto blushed and mewled.
"Papa, please I need more...will you fill me u-UP!" Naruto said/screamed.
In the middle of the sentence he felt his Papa enter his ass and began to thrust along with his daddy. Oh god it felt too good they were both hitting that delicious spot and he wanted to cum so quickly! but his daddy prevented that and continue to thrust inside his son and against his partner.
"Daddy! Papa! Oh god I'm going crazy!" Naruto screamed.
"So, dirty my baby is. Such a slutty ass he has squeezing me and papa so good. Naughty boy" Minato said.
Naruto panted leaning his head against Kakashi's chest his eyes glazed over and both his father and Papa began to thrust faster and harder. Finally, after a few moments they both came inside Naruto who screamed loudly at being filled and waited for his body to stop convulsing from the orgasm. Kakashi was the first to pull out and then his daddy.
"mmm nn welcome back papa" Naruto said weakly.
Kakashi nodded and kissed Naruto's forehead. Minato redressed himself and licked his lips when looking at his son’s butt again. Naruto was a drug to him and he could never get enough. Honestly, he would take him off shinobi register and demand he stay home so he could fuck him every day into the mattress.
"Alright. I'll be going home to cook dinner. I hope I see you two tonight" Naruto said.
With that he got out the last crease in his outfit and was about to vanish only for Kakashi to catch him and vanish them together. Minato shook his head before he looked at his paper work scattered everywhere. He sighed before creating shadow clones to help pick up the paper work and start renewed.
tobirama: so what kind of jutsu are you kids coming up w these days
naruto: in one i transform into a woman with huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doh-
minato: it’s called [lists off 15 adjectives and 2 verbs, does not mention what the jutsu does]
naruto: also i can transform into At Least 12 hot guys at once
tobirama: guys what the fuck