Incorrect Naruto Alignment Charts I Made👍

Gaara + Assorted Text Posts (Part 5)

No idea what’s going on in this video I just love that Kabuto is included in the Mount Rushmore of glazers. “Glazer” doesn’t even begin to cover what was going on with Kabuto and Orochimaru. He wore his skin

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

I hate when I say “I love aus/fics with Karin in Team 7” and everyone assumes that I’m a sasukarin shipper like excuse you this is narusasu and sakukarin erasure??

Genshin characters in naruto (part 1?? Idk)

LETS TRY THIS AGAIN SINCE TUMBLR FUCKING CLOSED LAST TIME.

(You won’t believe this shit. I was one sentence away from finishing my yap session and tumblr closed my post and said it saved as a draft. I check my drafts AND ITS NOT THERE. Might cry anyways haha spoilers for genshin and Naruto) (also if it’s chopped, just know that it was way better before this site decided to curb stomp my creativity)

Arlecchino: Uchiha Clan

Orphaned young enough to not remember her parents, passed around the Uchiha clan for care taking until she became a genin (at like 6 idk I mean in game she was raised by fatui and fought a literal harbinger at 14ish)

Clervie was her classmate in the academy and stuck to her side even outside the academy. Arlecchino quickly outgrew her genin team she was assigned to and made chunin at 7. Things continue like this until she’s made jonin at 12.

(Crucabena/“Mother” worked at the Konoha orphanage and Clervie lived there as well. Arlecchino basically got the ick from Crucabena)

A little after she made jonin, she was offered (more like coerced and forced into) a position in root by Danzo. Spent like 2 years in root as “rabbit” and was like “hey wtf man” at root in her head but didn’t have the courage to leave until kakashi came in and basically took tenzo from root.

Arlecchino now starts planning to leave root and the only person she trusts is Clervie. She goes to Clervie explaining her plan (as much of it she can bc of Danzos mouth seals) and Clervie suddenly attacks her. Clervie says that Crucabena and therefore she herself are plants for Danzo, watching over arlecchino since shes a very young but very talented Uchiha. They continue to fight but Clervie throws her self at arlecchinos blade, saying that this will give her enough strength to leave root.

Arlecchino then activates her mangekyo for the first time (which yes is her ingame eyes) and goes to fight and kill Crucabena and take a few very young root kids with her and leaves Konoha.

Arlecchino is a S ranked missing nin and will work with Konoha and foreign shinobi in exchange that they don’t try to capture her. She now basically takes up lost children and holds the name “Father”.

Her eyes are Amaterasu and kamui/tsukuyomi (honestly couldn’t decide which since they both kinda fit with her lore but she does 100% have Amaterasu) and her susanoo is a darker pinker red than itachis susanoo in the anime

Since ppl seemed to like the black haired kakashi edit, I present… Mitsuki with black hair!

If y’all have any suggestions for naruto character edits lmk-

I wouldve edited sage mode but I could not for the life of me figure out how to make it not look like garbage😭🙏

Now he looks even more like orochimaru- if he had black hair it wouldve been so funny having like Tsunade pass mitsuki in the street and whipping her head around so fast she got dizzy😭 she would legit think she’s in a genjutsu for a sec💔

I resisted the urge to give him slitted eyes too tbh

Very long kakashi headcanon bc the gremlin piloting my brain says I have to tell everyone.

“TOBIRAMA IS KAKASHI’S GRANDPA!” I scream as they drag me into a padded white room. “But what about when kakashi got the sharingan why didn’t it turn into a rinnegan?-“ idk okay? I’m having a plot hole. Just as a treat. Kishimoto always gets to have them but why can’t I? Maybe it’s because he’s only a quarter Senju?? Don’t look too much into it.

I do have a hatake oc that’s kakashis grandmother which ik lots of people don’t like ocs so I’ll try to get this hc out without my bias for her coming in.

Imagine tobirama who didn’t want to get with a woman (I hc him as gay but you can take it as him being on the aroace spectrum or just him liking his work too much idk) but wants a kid/kids so bad, so he takes up a team. He loves his team and the other kids he ends up taking on but he wants something more.

He can’t just ask a woman to bare him a child and then expect her to leave them, he wouldn’t do that to someone. With his brother still in office, he gets with a hatake woman, who doesn’t want to be with a man but also wants a child. They have sakumo, but war is increasing and tensions are getting higher within the nations and tobirama barely sees his son. It tears him apart and only gets worse with his brothers passing and then his nephew and his wife’s passing.

Nobody besides Mito knows that the 5yo little hatake boy is his, and he doesn’t plan on letting anyone know. Hashirama and his nephew and his wife knew but. Dead men tell no tales. Shortly after he becomes hokage he is sent off to the mission that would kill him. Sakumo and his mother grieve. Sakumo knew that man was his dad even though he didn’t see him much, he knew that his dad loved him very much.

Tsunade is 7 and while she’s smart, she still can’t figure out why this boy her age and his mother are suddenly around more often. Sure she knew that her grandma was friends with the hatake woman and so was her great uncle and grandpa and she was okay friends with sakumo but why was he around her and Mito’s house more and more? If this was an attempt at forcing her and nawaki to make more friends, it wasn’t very good since the boy didn’t talk much.

Sakumo’s mother dies. She dies when he is 8 and while he’s a chunin, he still feels like he needs his mother. She dies on a mission and sakumo can’t help but feel like a lost toddler in a store. Mito uzumaki, the great woman she is, invites him into her house like she has with his mother and him many times before.

Sakumo grows up around the sanin, nawaki and mito uzumaki. He grows up to the conquer battle fields. He meets a lovely woman and she has his son. Of course like how it always goes, she dies. She dies during child birth and while he is torn up, he now has a beautiful son.

Sakumo dies when kakashi is 5, keeping the secret of who his father is. When kakashi grows up, he isn’t curious. He knows it’s unusual to not have his relatives marked on his papers if they were known. He knows that his father knew who his dad was; he would occasionally bring up the nameless man when kakashi was training, saying how he looked like his grandfather. But he doesn’t care. There isn’t time to lament because he has a genin team.

Kakashi is curious. He’s hokage now and while things aren’t slow persay, a lot of work has been done over the last two years. He’s had time to think and heal. Though maybe that’s because ino, tsunade and Sakura all forced him into therapy. But, kakashi is curious about who his family is. He knows none of them will be alive so he asks Sakura for a blood test. It’s not like he’ll have to deal with any surprise family members.

Kakashi is wrong. Very wrong. He has a very grumpy, scary and blond woman who he knows very well, as his second cousin. He should’ve just stayed curious.

When my naruto hyperfixation scampers away I WILL be back on my “toga and monoma are siblings” agenda TRUST

No way my tumblr randomly closed while I was writing something. I’m going insane

I suppose this would count as part of my “Naruto meme” series, except these are ones I’ve drawn

(Mine on the left, original pic on the right)

Yes the hands look botched, don’t ask me how long these took :(