I Hate When I Say “I Love Aus/fics With Karin In Team 7” And Everyone Assumes That I’m A Sasukarin

I’ve made more! (Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 3)

I’ll have to make more soon but personally these aren’t even my funniest-

Im aware that these posts are more for me than anyone else but i like doing these sooo

Have Temari with gaara’s colors✌️

*lead stare* Hii! (Naruto as memes/textposts I made part 8!)

These happen to all be tumblr posts, while not on purpose, is something I only noticed after making them🧍if social media existed in the naruto verse I’m convinced the third meme would happen and you can’t convince me otherwise-

I think it’s so funny that all for me loving rare pairs, I only got put on to narusasugaa a couple weeks ago because of a tiktok that said “naruto after having both sasuke and gaara obsessed with him” with that song that goes “fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time”

And I’m not talking abt naruto just being with sasuke and gaara, I want sasuke and gaara to be a thing too. Imagine they both start out REALLY messy but over time they are actually good for eachother.

Anyways this post is for me and the three other people who unironically think this ship is actually gas.

(Might make a post that’s just me going over ships I like)

KakaYama and sns brainrot rot is real so here are some songs that remind me of them

If you think I picked too popular songs idrc bc these are bangers‼️

Kkym:

Sns:

Kishimoto I will never forgive u for not giving us a Yamato that bonded with Sasuke. Like Yamato the second sasuke isn’t in the hospital is immediately growing attached because ‘if this kid went through anything remotely close to what I did with orochimaru I’m not leaving him alone’.

Yk what? Make it all of team taka. I need team 7 to be friends with team taka. I mean we have the possible yamato sasuke bond but also THE CHANCE TO HAVE KARIN AND NARUTO HAVE A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP RATHER THAN THEM NOT REALLY KNOWING EACHOTHER.

Wheres my sai and suigetsu interaction. They would be so funny together??? So many missed opportunities I could go on forever-

Imagine if Tsunade had the signature uzumaki clan red hair🙏🙏

Like imagine Tsunade coming back to Konoha and everyone who was too young to know her before she left is like “kami we thought kushina was bad” and ppl around Hiruzen’s age are like “take her back we don’t need mito 2.0 around again💔”

Yes Kakashi, Ninja Harem. That thing you have Iruka, Guy, Yamato, Obito, and who knows who else. I'm sure that everyone had a crush on the local emotionally stunned pretty boy with bad posture.

Introducing: Naruto memes/text posts I made! (Part 1)

I posted these on tt a bit ago but I’ve decided they would also go good on here:)

I have ones that I’ve drawn but I’ll put them in separate posts!

Very long kakashi headcanon bc the gremlin piloting my brain says I have to tell everyone.

“TOBIRAMA IS KAKASHI’S GRANDPA!” I scream as they drag me into a padded white room. “But what about when kakashi got the sharingan why didn’t it turn into a rinnegan?-“ idk okay? I’m having a plot hole. Just as a treat. Kishimoto always gets to have them but why can’t I? Maybe it’s because he’s only a quarter Senju?? Don’t look too much into it.

I do have a hatake oc that’s kakashis grandmother which ik lots of people don’t like ocs so I’ll try to get this hc out without my bias for her coming in.

Imagine tobirama who didn’t want to get with a woman (I hc him as gay but you can take it as him being on the aroace spectrum or just him liking his work too much idk) but wants a kid/kids so bad, so he takes up a team. He loves his team and the other kids he ends up taking on but he wants something more.

He can’t just ask a woman to bare him a child and then expect her to leave them, he wouldn’t do that to someone. With his brother still in office, he gets with a hatake woman, who doesn’t want to be with a man but also wants a child. They have sakumo, but war is increasing and tensions are getting higher within the nations and tobirama barely sees his son. It tears him apart and only gets worse with his brothers passing and then his nephew and his wife’s passing.

Nobody besides Mito knows that the 5yo little hatake boy is his, and he doesn’t plan on letting anyone know. Hashirama and his nephew and his wife knew but. Dead men tell no tales. Shortly after he becomes hokage he is sent off to the mission that would kill him. Sakumo and his mother grieve. Sakumo knew that man was his dad even though he didn’t see him much, he knew that his dad loved him very much.

Tsunade is 7 and while she’s smart, she still can’t figure out why this boy her age and his mother are suddenly around more often. Sure she knew that her grandma was friends with the hatake woman and so was her great uncle and grandpa and she was okay friends with sakumo but why was he around her and Mito’s house more and more? If this was an attempt at forcing her and nawaki to make more friends, it wasn’t very good since the boy didn’t talk much.

Sakumo’s mother dies. She dies when he is 8 and while he’s a chunin, he still feels like he needs his mother. She dies on a mission and sakumo can’t help but feel like a lost toddler in a store. Mito uzumaki, the great woman she is, invites him into her house like she has with his mother and him many times before.

Sakumo grows up around the sanin, nawaki and mito uzumaki. He grows up to the conquer battle fields. He meets a lovely woman and she has his son. Of course like how it always goes, she dies. She dies during child birth and while he is torn up, he now has a beautiful son.

Sakumo dies when kakashi is 5, keeping the secret of who his father is. When kakashi grows up, he isn’t curious. He knows it’s unusual to not have his relatives marked on his papers if they were known. He knows that his father knew who his dad was; he would occasionally bring up the nameless man when kakashi was training, saying how he looked like his grandfather. But he doesn’t care. There isn’t time to lament because he has a genin team.

Kakashi is curious. He’s hokage now and while things aren’t slow persay, a lot of work has been done over the last two years. He’s had time to think and heal. Though maybe that’s because ino, tsunade and Sakura all forced him into therapy. But, kakashi is curious about who his family is. He knows none of them will be alive so he asks Sakura for a blood test. It’s not like he’ll have to deal with any surprise family members.

Kakashi is wrong. Very wrong. He has a very grumpy, scary and blond woman who he knows very well, as his second cousin. He should’ve just stayed curious.