Introducing: Naruto Memes/text Posts I Made! (Part 1)

This is basically what happened

Here, have some out of context moments from a naruto fic I’m reading because while it does have 42k hits, I still feel like nobody is seeing the vision

(Fic: Burnt Out by Shynnohwen)

aizawa watching izuku enter the staffroom as his coworker

I think it’s so funny that all for me loving rare pairs, I only got put on to narusasugaa a couple weeks ago because of a tiktok that said “naruto after having both sasuke and gaara obsessed with him” with that song that goes “fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time”

And I’m not talking abt naruto just being with sasuke and gaara, I want sasuke and gaara to be a thing too. Imagine they both start out REALLY messy but over time they are actually good for eachother.

Anyways this post is for me and the three other people who unironically think this ship is actually gas.

(Might make a post that’s just me going over ships I like)

Very long kakashi headcanon bc the gremlin piloting my brain says I have to tell everyone.

“TOBIRAMA IS KAKASHI’S GRANDPA!” I scream as they drag me into a padded white room. “But what about when kakashi got the sharingan why didn’t it turn into a rinnegan?-“ idk okay? I’m having a plot hole. Just as a treat. Kishimoto always gets to have them but why can’t I? Maybe it’s because he’s only a quarter Senju?? Don’t look too much into it.

I do have a hatake oc that’s kakashis grandmother which ik lots of people don’t like ocs so I’ll try to get this hc out without my bias for her coming in.

Imagine tobirama who didn’t want to get with a woman (I hc him as gay but you can take it as him being on the aroace spectrum or just him liking his work too much idk) but wants a kid/kids so bad, so he takes up a team. He loves his team and the other kids he ends up taking on but he wants something more.

He can’t just ask a woman to bare him a child and then expect her to leave them, he wouldn’t do that to someone. With his brother still in office, he gets with a hatake woman, who doesn’t want to be with a man but also wants a child. They have sakumo, but war is increasing and tensions are getting higher within the nations and tobirama barely sees his son. It tears him apart and only gets worse with his brothers passing and then his nephew and his wife’s passing.

Nobody besides Mito knows that the 5yo little hatake boy is his, and he doesn’t plan on letting anyone know. Hashirama and his nephew and his wife knew but. Dead men tell no tales. Shortly after he becomes hokage he is sent off to the mission that would kill him. Sakumo and his mother grieve. Sakumo knew that man was his dad even though he didn’t see him much, he knew that his dad loved him very much.

Tsunade is 7 and while she’s smart, she still can’t figure out why this boy her age and his mother are suddenly around more often. Sure she knew that her grandma was friends with the hatake woman and so was her great uncle and grandpa and she was okay friends with sakumo but why was he around her and Mito’s house more and more? If this was an attempt at forcing her and nawaki to make more friends, it wasn’t very good since the boy didn’t talk much.

Sakumo’s mother dies. She dies when he is 8 and while he’s a chunin, he still feels like he needs his mother. She dies on a mission and sakumo can’t help but feel like a lost toddler in a store. Mito uzumaki, the great woman she is, invites him into her house like she has with his mother and him many times before.

Sakumo grows up around the sanin, nawaki and mito uzumaki. He grows up to the conquer battle fields. He meets a lovely woman and she has his son. Of course like how it always goes, she dies. She dies during child birth and while he is torn up, he now has a beautiful son.

Sakumo dies when kakashi is 5, keeping the secret of who his father is. When kakashi grows up, he isn’t curious. He knows it’s unusual to not have his relatives marked on his papers if they were known. He knows that his father knew who his dad was; he would occasionally bring up the nameless man when kakashi was training, saying how he looked like his grandfather. But he doesn’t care. There isn’t time to lament because he has a genin team.

Kakashi is curious. He’s hokage now and while things aren’t slow persay, a lot of work has been done over the last two years. He’s had time to think and heal. Though maybe that’s because ino, tsunade and Sakura all forced him into therapy. But, kakashi is curious about who his family is. He knows none of them will be alive so he asks Sakura for a blood test. It’s not like he’ll have to deal with any surprise family members.

Kakashi is wrong. Very wrong. He has a very grumpy, scary and blond woman who he knows very well, as his second cousin. He should’ve just stayed curious.

Naruto memes/text posts I’ve made part 11!!

Akatsuki edition bc I have akatsuki brainrot❤️ so here’s 8 instead of my usual 4✌️✌️

(Read more for yappathon and unnecessary explanation)

Yes yes this is me pushing my itakabu agenda what abt it?? Also the Ukrainian zetsu says just means “Fat wh0re”😭😭

Named deidara “may dei” bc I found out he was born in may and I’m bias<3

I spent forever trying to find that mr beast edited as Kisame photo and almost gave up

Hc that sasori threatens to make tobi his next puppet project when he gets on sasoris nerves and obito thinks he’s not serious but he 100% is. Sasori isn’t gonna seek out a sharingan to put in his puppets but if one so happens to land on his door step… well…

Pein’s name is infact a line from that HORRENDOUS French “rap” going around on tiktok and nagato would legit think it’s tuff💔🥀

*puts you in a genjutsu* Heres sakura with hinatas hair and eye color I made (I need to find better ways to start off my posts💔)

I’ll try to do hinata with sakuras coloring but the way I edit these makes turning dark colors into light colors a lot harder than the vice versa

*lead stare* Hii! (Naruto as memes/textposts I made part 8!)

These happen to all be tumblr posts, while not on purpose, is something I only noticed after making them🧍if social media existed in the naruto verse I’m convinced the third meme would happen and you can’t convince me otherwise-

my favorite thing about kakashi is that he used to be just a bratty bitch. like he had a huge stick up his ass all the time and he was just mean to literally fucking everyone. and then he meets tenzo and he’s only nice to this One Kid ever. everyone else he’s a total cunt to but then he sees tenzo and he’s like hi babygirl did you eat today? you need to remember to have breakfast so you can grow up to be big and strong ok. your hair looks good today i like this length. and then like gai or whoever tries speaking to him and kakashi tells them to kill themself