They Should Invent A Wormhole In My Bedroom Where I Could Walk Through It And My Best Friend Is On The

stop sending me donation asks!! i am a minor in a questionable financial position!!

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

note goals game thing!!

5 notes - i turn on my reminders to drink water!

10 notes - i give y'all my spotify so you can see my playlists!! - here!

15 notes - i turn on reminders to check in on my partner throughout the day!!

20 notes - i give y'all my finch friend code!! - SA15V2HYXY

25 notes - i fully flesh out my simply plural profiles!!

30 notes - i post a list of random bits of my lore!!

40 notes - i post a voice reveal (y'all get to request things for me to say as long as it's not too unhinged)

45 notes - i expand my self soothe box and give y'all a tour of it!! (video under proof link!)

50 notes - you choose !! i'll post asking for ideas when i reach this milestone!!

55 notes - i show y'all my 3d printed critter collection!!

60 notes - i show y'all my therian masks!!

70 notes - redeciding what to do here!

75 notes - I'll make a playlist of songs yall request for me to listen to!!

100 notes - massive Q & A!!

150 notes - what?? how did we even get here?? uhhh face reveal in my pack community!!

@kelp-has-paws @lionkingtherian @collie-kin @riv3rrxd @tarablackwolf @s0mber-symph0ny

@alexplainlaterrrr @untamedcrusader @quietintellectualginger @deathrespect @thatcringewh0re @itsapollothething

go wild y'all 😭

proof link: https://photos.app.goo.gl/9g78zEHpooZB2Shr9

there's a block button and then there's a level above that which only exists in my head. i keep these people unblocked to keep tabs on them. we are in guerilla warfare and i am gathering intelligence.

ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week

negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want