"Joel Killed 19 People." Ok?? Am I Supposed To Care?? God Forbid A Man Has Hobbies 🙄

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

omg heyyyy hiiii hiii!!! ^_^ instakills you

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

For your future information, here are medical innovations younger than both the basics of HRT for trans ppl & the first gender-reassignment/gender-confirmation surgery. I put together this incomplete list earlier today bc I was bored:

all organ transplants

most modern vaccines, including the polio vaccine

the gluten-free diet as a treatment for celiac disease

synthetic insulin

oral contraceptives

MRIs

the concept of a "blood bank"

pacemakers

hydrocortisone

ibuprofen

diazepam

artificial hearts

sumatriptan

naproxen (Aleve)

tramodol

dialysis

ECT

ondansetron (Zofran)

chemotherapy

IVF

CPR

CT scans

transdermal patches

liposuction

intravascular stents

penicillin

In case you run into someone talking about how 'experimental' HRT is.

see him schmoove

@untamedcrusader @lucidobserver @jaundice-flynn

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

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that time of the year when you realize the depression isn’t seasonal