Your Edible Is Never Going To Kick In Because You're A Bad Person

a little green alien has landed at a local gas station and is trying to buy cigarettes

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

there's a block button and then there's a level above that which only exists in my head. i keep these people unblocked to keep tabs on them. we are in guerilla warfare and i am gathering intelligence.

redecorating my room by splattering my brains all over the wall

I'm just-

we classified the colossal squid in 1925, put together from pieces found in sperm whale stomachs.

we've found them dead or dying or in distress, floating on the surface or entangled by trawlers.

but now

in 2025

100 years later

we finally find one alive and thriving in the deep Antarctic sea

and it's a baby.

ⓘ This user would do a trick for a little treat

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Insomnia by Vincenzo Lamolinara

does anyone wanna hangout someday