Seraphim.

we need to lower the retirement age to 27

my OCD says it makes me abusive and exploitative to be obsessed with my mans ass but my weiner says its perfectly alright

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

Attention all celestial beings, deities, demons, and other ethereal entities inhabiting mortal meat suits:

We know it’s a bit of a drag dealing with these squishy, high-maintenance vessels. Eating? Sleeping? Showering? Yes, it’s all very mortal and inconvenient. But hey, this is your ride, and no one likes a broken-down car. Show some respect to your vessel—it’s literally carrying you around the mortal plane.

Here’s your “Vessel Maintenance Checklist”:

Fuel it properly! Eat some actual food—yes pizza rolls count but throw in a vegetable or two occasionally.

Hydrate. Your body right now is mostly made up of water. You need to replenish your reserves once in a while.

Sleep! At least 6-9 hours. Powering through is not a long-term solution, my friend.

Showering and grooming. A clean vessel is a happy vessel. Your mortal friends will thank you.

Stretch and move. A little walk won’t kill you!

Remember: Treat your vessel with kindness, or it can start feeling bad. You’ve been warned.

stupid alien comic im drawing.

green: Prometheus

red: Apogee (dumbass name dawg)

purple: Max

the green and purple ones are characters I made the red one was not named or made by me

turned my only human character(max) into an alien cuz i didnt wanna learn to draw humans 🙏😭

Drama between a plantkin and a zombiekin, Call that plants vs zombies

Always wanted to make one of these

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

the tides r getting cooler….