So Many People Out There Want To Marry Me But I Am Devoted To Tumblr.com

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

blood, gore and men moaning

those fucked animals in the ocean don’t give a damn about me or you

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

Sorry I moaned when you said you illegally download things, it's hot that you hate capitalism and like owning things

Update me, disturb me, tell me about your day, I love all that.