Cokrouch - COCKROUCH

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

my son 😭😭

give him a smooch

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

@lucidobserver @jaundice-flynn

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

one of those “predatory lesbians” ive heard so much about

why must everything i do be because i "like" it, why cant i do it out of spite? why cant they coexist? mustnt they be able to coexist? i think we could do things out of spite and out of love

thanks for the tagggg !!! ><

Last song: my way of life by frank sinatra

Last movie: holes(was in class for this one, love the movie tho)

Last book: LoTF

Last TV show: cant remember T0T

Sweet/savory/spicy: sweet. tho i much prefer sour

Relationship status: single...sigh...

Last thing I googled: uhhh i dunno

Looking forward to: getting paid

Current obsession(s): Oswald Cobblepot from the 2004 batman series

@charl0ttan @kosmogrl @itsapollothething @jaundice-flynn @fatherodysseus @untamedcrusader

tag game

tagged by @litterateur97 @gigantomachy1916 and @lightyaoigami ❣️

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

Last song: getaway car by ms taylor swifttttt

Last movie: wallace and gromit vengeance most fowl :)

Last book: y/n by esther yi

Last TV show: mob psycho 100 :3c

Sweet/savory/spicy: it's so hard to choose,,, but spicy i think

Relationship status: married to my wonderful spouse & dating my wonderful girlfriend :')

Last thing I googled: best way to brush cats teeth

Looking forward to: my girlfriend visiting in 10 days and my birthday at the end of next month ❣️

Current obsession(s): meronia always

No pressure tags: @dreamfilleddonuts @aaxzlyte @chupacabrafritz @tinyowl12 @queer-omens-in-the-archives @vorareromantic @vriskarlmarx @empressofthewind @mellosberetta69 @squidish @lsdoomed and @deelavis

arctic siren