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I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

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Boggan Headcanon

When it gets really cold the lower rank boggans sleep in groups to stay warm so you’ll usually find them sprawled all over each other.

Same goes for higher rank boggans but they usually sleep with only the others they’re closest with.

Ex: Mandrake and Dagda would lie on top of each other (like cats) when they’d be sleeping at the same time which didn’t happen often as they’d usually do shifts to allow the other to rest

Kabosu did not deserve to have her image turned into cryptocurrency. She did not deserve to have the meme she was known for across the world to become a code word for a fascist coup.

Her name is Kabosu. Not Doge.

Who else wants to help Epic become better known?

I feel like this movie has disappeared within the internet. It literally has NO fandom and very little fanfiction around it. I probably would've forgotten about it if I didn't have it on DVD.

It really upsets me to see comments on YouTube and such that are like, "bro I forgot this movie existed" or "I thought it was a fever dream," and I'm just like:

". . . . . . . . . . . . . . bruh, why?"

I watch this movie at least every other month. It's story is so unique in it's own right and its world is so thought out that it feels so real.

And It's so f@€king pretty!

William Joyce just doesn't have much luck with his movies, does he?

So please; comment, like, and reblog so I know if there are fans out there.

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Dating Hcs For Mandrake From Epic

Summary: Dating/Romantic Hes For Mandrake From Epic

Characters: Mandrake, Dagda

Warnings: NSFW

Genre: Fluff, Romance, NSFW

Reader: Fem! Queen! Reader

Tags: None

REQUEST ARE OPEN!

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Let's just start off by saying, you guys obviously met because of his boggans

They obviously caught you by yourself, prancing around in your beautiful garden and one of your best dress

After they took you they showed you to him, and he instantly thought you were the most gorgeous woman he's ever seen in his lifetime of living

After a few months of you being captured and none of your guards looking for you (they tried looking for you but there's been no luck of course), you decided to warm up to him

"Soooo, would you like to explain why you've had me here for a couple of months?" You say clearly in a voice you hope he was intimidated of.

"None of your business." He says coldly and walks away from you as you sit and pout in your "cage" that you've been in for a couple months.

But one night you overhear him talking to his son, and you decide to ease drop

"Son, what would you do if I was in love again..?"

"Well, uh, I don't know dad, I doubt you being in love." Dagda says chuckling but stops as his dad faces him quickly and walks away.

You didn't know what it was all about but decided to dig a little more, and after trying for a week or two to lure his son Dagda, he finally confesses that his dad thinks your beautiful after the pressure you put on him

And in return you give him a thank you, and one of your flowers from the bottom of your dress as a gift, one that could grow just from being put in sunlight and water. You made sure to tell him to hide it so his dad wouldn’t destroy it

And after hearing this information you just decided to start flirting with him more than the usual and started devolving feelings for the rotten man

"Why do you keep flirting with me." Mandrake says blankly as he walks up to your cage that drowning you in a little bit of sunlight

"Well because I know you like me, your son told me myself." You say snickering at his flushed expression and stand up slowly. "So would you like to tell me anything or just stand there looking stupid..?" You say blankly and smirk at the sight infront of you

"Who do you think your talking to like that prisoner.?!" He says grabbing onto the bars of your cage and yelling at you.

"Why you of course Mandrake." You say as you swiftly grab his face and kiss him through the bars, he slowly melts into the kiss surprisingly and you actually quite enjoy it, he's a good kisser, better than you expected, you thought he was going to be horrible. But he's not, he's excellent at it

After that whole incident he let you out of your cage and started interacting with you more and more

But he knew he was really in love when Dagda ran to you for advice about some girl that he liked

He found it sweet that you seemed genuine to the topic and how "professionally" you took it

Dagda really likes you as a "mom", he started calling you mom before you and Mandrake even started a relationship

But after getting together with Mandrake, you had to come to terms that you would have to return to your kingdom to inform where you've been for almost a whole year

And after coming back, Mandrake and his son surprised you with dinner that was not so appetizing but you still appreciated the effort, time, and thought they put into the dinner, you ate some of it, you kind of had this sour face afterwards though

Mandrake's favorite thing to do is go on walks with you around your kingdom

He loves holding your hand, it brings him soooo much comfort and he likes how soft it is on his skin, it's like the smoothest thing he's felt in a couple of years

(NSFW) While being alone together he loves when you just completely naked on the bed and don't seem bothered when he stares at your body, he thinks your body is gorgeous, the most beautiful thing he's seen in ages, your hips and waist, your relaxed shoulders, and the way you position your naked body on his side of the bed hugging one of his pillows thinking it's him because of the smell.

(NSFW) He likes marking your tits with his teeth, like he likes leaving marks and bruises on them. And especially in places where others can see even when you try your hardest to cover them up. He likes when you try your hardest to cover them up. He likes pop when he bites so hard that he draws blood for your nipples/tits and you cry out that it hurts and the way your lip quivers at the sight on him flicking and nawing on them.

He likes putting his hand on your waist/ hips if you guys ever go somewhere together

He loves the thought you showing you off and people instantly getting jealous

Sometimes he feels insecure because when he looks at you, he thinks your the most extraordinary, gorgeous, and creative woman he's ever layed eyes on, and then when he looks at himself he thinks low of himself and thinks he doesn't deserve a girl like you

So you have to give him constant reassurance that you love him and care genuinely about him and his feelings

He always has to make sure your safe, he doesn't want anything happening to you, your like his treasure to him

He couldn't forgive himself if something ever happened to you

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Notes: I’m so sorry this isn’t with the original request, my tumble kept acting weird so I deleted the draft I had for it thinking it would come back in my Inbox but then it didn’t, so thank god I had screenshots of my original headcanons and question for it. Thank you so much for requesting though, I had a lot of fun with this. Have a great morning/afternoon/night!

And here's Rozenmarine, requested by my bf @oldmagerambles to do next lol

Of course she's from Little Goody Two Shoes made by @astral-shift-pro ❤️

Dunno why.

But Star calling the mini-cons “toasters” is so funny.

Is it the delivery?

The fact that he even knows what toasters are, and how he compares the mini-cons to everyday human household appliances?

I don’t know. It’s just hilarious to me.