Names In Hetalia Are Weird.Like I’m Fine With Some Like Matthew Williams(Canada),but Some Others I’m

I was playing Hearts of Iron 4 but with the Kisserreich mod (supposed to be the world if the central powers won ww1), so I decided to play as Germany right? Well after 3 hours I decided to play as Canada. I got so confused bc Canada for some reason is the leader of the Entente and the leader of the Commonwealth. I am now imagining Canada in Hetalia either being looked upon as a good person to be around by the commonwealth or just the next best leader they have. However, I don't think England is a good leader or strategist at all, yeah sure he was able to conquer a lot but control that many countries? Too much, no wonder he left canada. And besides in canon (not sure but I think i have to look this up later) Canada is a good strategist so it would make sense to make him the leader. Not only in sense of Hetalia, but also Real life, since Canada is the uh lets say peaceful country. (Also thank you guys for the likes and reblogs! If you guys have any historical headcanons for the hetalia characters, or any headcanons i don't mind, then go for it and say it! I'm interested in any historical moment and any character!)

europe is geniunely so funny i love you all

Happy new years from Greece! The ships are honking, fake guns are shot and fireworks are still going on.

In hetalia do the relationships between Governments effect relations between the personifications? Like in canon we see that England and France hate each other (If I remember correctly) and make comments about each other, is that just them clashing against each other as people or the relations they used to have before the 1900s? It would make sense if most nations now have good relations, but I feel like it would be funny to see their bad relations of the past

I thought about it, he would def not be with the king, Greece kicked out 3 different kings since 1829, and also king Constantine wanted to stay neutral or join the central powers so most countries hated him. It would make sense if Greece hated him but didn’t hate him for his actions but just bc he was king

Can someone please answer this bc I’m confused. During 1915-1917 there was a national dispute between the king and the Prime minister in Greece what tf would Greece do in this? Like would he be in the side of king bc highest power or be with the PM since he has most of the people with him?

As an Athenian myself, I feel scared too. Like I live near the port of Pireaus as well so during the summer its a fucking nightmare. Nobody deserves a drivers license here-Like I have never felt safe in a car. 

completely random observation/recollection: Italians, specifically the ones living in Rome, were the least likely to follow traffic laws and yet also the least likely to have a wreck. like I'm dead serious, as far as skill goes, the Romans were easily the best drivers I've ever seen. WILDLY reckless and illegal, but in four months no one ever came close to hitting me even when I was being a fucking idiot.

meanwhile I was in Paris for an hour tops when someone nearly killed me as I was using the crosswalk while it was my turn to walk. then I saw a fenderbender happen down the street as one car very very veeeeery slowly tried to parallel park and just like methodically plowed into another car lmaoooo

Berlin's drivers were perfectly courteous and lawful, and never came close to hitting me even when I was being stupid (and they seemed to appreciate my pantomimed apologies, ty). The exception was one dude determined to drive his fucking Lamborghini or whatever it was despite being drunk off his ass; he was deeply offended that the police would take issue with this and was, for some reason, yelling "Do you know who I am?!" in heavily accented and slurred English. I have no idea why English was the chosen language here but I presume he was not local.

The Athenians... they scare me.

I want to continue my “rant” about weird deaths in hetalia. Greece has died from chemicals but in a weird way, there used to be a prince of Greece in WW1 that loved wearing colourful socks, back then they used certain chemicals that if they go in your bloodstream you will die. So he went to the zoo and a fucking monkey bit him on his ankle and the chemicals went in him and died. Now that I am talking about ww1 there used to be a syphillis(how tf do you write that?)pandemic, so the government of every nation thought if they should or shouldn’t give condoms to their soldiers. Most did bc they knew that the soldiers would have sex despite told not to but the British decided not to do that. Yeah well 27% of Canadian soldiers caught syphillis, not bc they wanted to leave the war(that’s why other people caught syphillis, just to escape)but bc they wanted to have sex. Canada definitely caught an STD in ww1 but has kept it a secret. Also just found out that 2 presidents of France have died from a stroke during sex. Goddamn it France.

Can someone please answer this bc I’m confused. During 1915-1917 there was a national dispute between the king and the Prime minister in Greece what tf would Greece do in this? Like would he be in the side of king bc highest power or be with the PM since he has most of the people with him?

When and Where would nations be “born”? Like we know that Egypt was born in 3000bc and in Ancient Egypt. But I don’t think we know anyone else. I Head-canon that Greece was born during the Hellenistic period, due to all of the Greek lands uniting (Literally all except for Sparta) with the “help” of Phillip II and Alexander the Great.I feel like it would be ironic if he was born in Lacedaemonia (Sparta), even though he is more philosophical and a lover of history in Canon,but he would most likely be born in Athens bc of said reasons. Would France be born in Gaul or in the Franks? There are a lot more people I would want to question but idk history of a lot of nations

Just thinking about how psychotic Canada would be in Hetalia but especially in war.I’ll just give an example, in WW1 they used to take the small amount of POWs they had and dress them in goat skin and wool and send them to South America (I’m not sure if it’s correct but eh). Another one is that they invented the night trench raids and killed everything that breathed and stole everything. I’m just imagining a Canada covered in blood and shit he stole and England is looking at him like “This ain’t the dominion I raised”.