Everything Is A Vibe If You Try Hard Enough

That near-meltdown point when you feel like you can kinda control it and you ask yourself "am i here to make a scene or am i here to silently die inside"

important issue: tw/cw function to block ads on social media??? gore, starvation, disease, animal abuse, etc. are all COMMON images/posts on my feeds. Yes, I am politically active, but I do not want horrific content on my socials when I am not specifically looking for it. If I have to see one more puppy in distress in a cage while looking through wholesome memes...

Let's go

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

There are 2 kinds of 1944-45 Soviet marches: the traditional parade march and "HEY LOOK I DISCOVERED SWING"

Blank word document = I can now meditate on nothingness indefinitely

red light district but it’s only people in traffic light fursuits

Other than the name, this just seems like culture shock. The lighting is weird because they bought the bulbs at a store you never knew existed. The smell is some cleaning product, perfume, or spice you've just never smelled before. The music is just foreign music in a genre you've never even heard of, and there are a few thousand languages on this planet, so it's no wonder you've never heard this one. The employees are all stressed because everyone is stressed right now... or maybe they have different traditions around hospitality? Regardless, all this is pointing to their food being amazing (and even if it isn't, you have a great story).

A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.

Ok I know I'm drunk as fuck but when exactly do I get driver's ed drunk goggles drunk? I put those on and I couldn't see shit when we had to pick up the pennies. I swear I could pick up the pennies if we did it now. Legitimately, the only things keeping me from being unintelligible are my OCD and my SwiftKey keyboard. I've spent $55 on alcohol. When do I start acting like I'm on something harder?

Both: a Karl Marx anime has been made and I have watched it.

(And the if marx was real thing has already been discussed, don't worry)

if marx was real what would his tumblr url be

it’s getting so hot they have to start making up new colors for heat on heat maps

Democrats and Republicans are completely cool letting you die so long as their corporate donations keep coming.