UHHHHHH UMMMM UHHHHH Strangle Macock In A Cowboy Hat. (the Sniper On My Position Turns His Safety Off.)

NEW CHAPTER

if tumblr dies i will begin hand-writing fanfic interspersed with deranged journal entries and i will start selling the notebooks on ebay like i’m fucking franz kafka doing letters to milena i’m not afraid

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

i’m on here <3333

Just Roll With It: "Required Reading"

The document has been compiled! A list of every fic I could think of, alongside ones that were submitted, to be added to a list of "required reading", aka the cream of the JRWI-fanfiction-crop :D

Google Docs

-JRWI Required Reading-

Hello! Welcome to the document :) these fics are organized from shortest to longest, and I have provided their summaries directly quoted fro

Fics are organized from shortest to longest, with summaries provided :) if at any point you want more to be added, let me know! I'd be happy to add more whenever you'd like :D

Any authors who have their work featured here, if you want me to take it down or unlink your profile and/or tumblr account, let me know :) I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable or step over boundaries, so if you want your work taken off the list please let me know and I'll do it, no questions asked

yeah ok this sounds fun

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

Clothing/pose practice w the boys :] !

the nice thing about college (esp. midterm week) is that you can write all you want in public and nobody bats an eye. shame is dead. the girl crying over her biology research report or whatever it is stem people do and the girl writing porn as a stress response in lecture are one and the same.

everybody talks shit on renge from ohshc but how many fourteen-year-old girls do you know who would not do the exact same thing. she’s deranged. she’s the realest. she was given the option to make her maladaptive daydream a reality and she was rich and wild enough to do it. fuck human rights she’s evil and i love her.

Harry du Bois dying in a glue trap