Complaineys - Doodleieedlo

dicks out friday

prithee, o great destiel: bear me only pleasant news

when dawn my heart breaks cross’t

pray, sweet picture: paint on my canvasséd soul;

a message more lithe than it’s messenger-

evils turn doth evil’s turn; but one spits my eye,

the other; my shoe- pray, good messr., where you’ll run frew?

o! thine eyes to glitter falsely with dawn’s blue baubles!

o! thine hands haply to clasp in thanks, nigh yet prayer!

o! that you have len’t your knees a’fore your patron as i might the maddona in prattled comfort o’ worship!

o, dear lordship, i lay my head to thine boots, mine suit laid yet lower than the hems of your own! employ this invention of mine, brave weapon: keep up your blade; for the gnashing of dawn’s teardrops do rust all the bright swords!

bear bright pleasants; fine caites and gemstones: no such jades! thrones may be carved of jade; go to, my lord, but see you any such jade lying suit to bear waiting, to hold weight? carry, sweet lordship, tales of higher rounds in the dark valley, where beneath such roads even the pale halv’d light o’ sickened moonlit’s hope does nigh reach!

carry on those red wings of scorching sun fortune, dear destiel- wave that blue and valiant flag of sky before you, and let it cloak all the world’s stage behind!

I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour

ATTENTION BIGGAYHIMBO STANS

new work!!! miriam and alwyn vengolor! big thanks to @violaextract for the inspo on this, i’m sure they’ve posted their work on miriam and alwyn design but i’ll post it with the final link for this if i get permission

WAKE UP GAY PEOPLE AND BY GAY PEOPLE I MEAN BIGGAYHIMBO STANS

and a very pleasant hello to the scythebelts enjoyers.

LIKE WHY ARE ALL MY OTHER INTERESTS SO WEIRD. i like to go to frat parties. i like to watch opera. i like les miserables. i like to fix my clothes. my favorite book series is a british 14-book series made for middle school boys about sky pirates. i like to smoke weed. i like to work out. i like 80’s pop and i like power metal and i like broadway i’m A FREAK!

genuinely i need to be either more or less autistic about the fated. wdym nobody else has any fics for them. wdym i think of them every time i see any tiktok ever. im gonna start reading les miserable fanfic i swear to christ

cat post:

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well that was cool! here’s the author. she’s been with us for about two weeks and she likes biting

i love writing fanfic and making the characters do whackamole silly ass shit that is at least 20 tiers of separation from the plot if they’re even in the same universe. it’s like playing with barbie dolls because all the plots are deep and elaborate and involve struggles of oppression and violence and i solve every problem by making my two favorite ken dolls match each other’s freak narsty style.

heres my fanart of slimecicle dying in a gluetrap

some diaryposting:

-you can put a splash of lemonade in diet coke. it’s free and the government can’t stop you.

-if a thing is going to make you sad. and it’s something where getting sad about it will not change it. you are allowed to not make yourself sad about it.

-im so excited to get old and fat and ugly. i like myself. i will like myself then, too, possibly more, because i’ll be old and fat and ugly so i’ll have to be a good person on purpose, and that’ll be good for me.

-more people should write and live by personal philosophies im so serious. write three paragraphs of who you want to be and what you want to do to be who you want to be. read it before every big decision or in times of trouble. make charts and rules if you want. make mantras. shit’s gas.

-every time my life is going well i stop writing for the fated. sometimes that means i stop altogether and just. do real life stuff. sometimes that means i spend a week compulsively writing a highly detailed self-insert oc fic for a different franchise. usually after 1-2 weeks when the mania/compulsion passes i go back and re-read it and analyze exactly what the themes and morals and character motivations/objectives/significant events are.

-on an unrelated note (read: highly related lmao), i am not sure i will be writing very much anymore! sorry! maybe one day when i’m less busy…