I Need To Be Asleep But I Was Gripped By The Sudden Need To Refine An Old Velrisa Design Idea

WAKE UP BIGGAYHIMBO ENJOYERS

i humbly present the final chapter of irish goodbyes.

t’was a joy to make and i’m sorry for the big upload delay, but i have like. a job now????? so. anyway. poll about next work soon to follow. fated enjoyers send me your brains and votes.

who the fuck was gonna tell me condi condifiction is on this godforsaken site.

new fic. go hog wild.

au where taxi and vel end up in the wharf about a decade and a half earlier than usual- and by going through the things the vengolor brothers left behind when they escaped, taxi and vel find themselves searching for answers only the other escapees of their orphanage can give them.

it’s gonna fuck so hard you don’t understand.

hmm. potential.

an idea i had i think tumblr would like

also velrisa would be a vampire hunter. in this essay i will

I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE ME BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SLAM MY USELESS, EMPTY SKULL INTO THE TENDER MAUVE EMBRACE OF THE PLANET FITNESS FRONT FACING DIVERGENT LAT PULL MACHINE!!!!

JUST PUT MY CRANIUM RIGHT THROUGH THAT PURPLE FUCKING METAL BABY JUST SLAM DOWN AND HIT ME THROUGH IT TILL THE CENTER PANEL BRACE OF THIS MACHINE COMES JUTTING THROUGH THE BACK OF MY EMPTY HEAD.

i’m a LOSER and all my classmates call me a STONER even though i am NOT one and i have a CAFFIENNE ADDICTION and i am having withdrawl headaches from DIET COKE and i hqve like THREE FRIENDS and i am emotionally shackled to some guy form like two months ago who kept kissing me but only when we were DRUNK and he DOESNT like me and we don’t TALK and i HATE HIM and i hope he DIES and i have NO boyfriend and TWO TEMP JOBS and NO FUCKING MONEY and a BROKE ASS CAR and like THREE FRIENDS and NO BOYFRIEND it bears repeating and i NEED to get hit by an AMERICAN PETERBILT OVERSIZE LOAD SEMI TRUCK!!!!!

we r blessed to have you.

the college whiteboard ain’t safe anymore once again !!!! hold court with the void idiot

THIS WAS FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT IGNORE ANYTHING BAD.

br’aad for a request maybe :]?

canning be upon ye 🔥

the problem with trying to branch out from what i normally post of my writing is that i really wanna write for OHSHC but i wrote for that show when i was like 13 and i don’t know where those demons went but i also don’t know what i’d do if those demons were to come back.

SHES BACK