@parallasso LOOK ITS YR FAVE

I had an interesting night last night

biggayhimbo propoganda

HEY RIPTIDE BITCHES

i tried to write for y’all’s campaign- here’s the riptide modern au oneshot i mentioned in the poll a few days ago. hope ya like it.

btw if you like this fic you’re legally required to either submit an ask for me to write something else or go read some of my other shit /j

constructive criticism greatly appreciated :)

WAKE UP BIGGAYHIMBO ENJOYERS

i humbly present the final chapter of irish goodbyes.

t’was a joy to make and i’m sorry for the big upload delay, but i have like. a job now????? so. anyway. poll about next work soon to follow. fated enjoyers send me your brains and votes.

br’aad for a request maybe :]?

canning be upon ye 🔥

new fic. go hog wild.

au where taxi and vel end up in the wharf about a decade and a half earlier than usual- and by going through the things the vengolor brothers left behind when they escaped, taxi and vel find themselves searching for answers only the other escapees of their orphanage can give them.

it’s gonna fuck so hard you don’t understand.

BRAAD AND SYLNAN VENGOLOR AS BENEATHA AND WALTER YOUNGER. IS THIS MICROPHONE ON. CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!!!!!! I SAID THE VENGOLOR BROTHERS AS BENEATHA AND WALTER YOUNGER FROM GODDESS LORRAINE HANSBERRYS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED PLAY A RAISIN IN THE SUN.

IS MY GXDDAMN MICROPHONE ON CAN YOU HEAR ME I AM TALKING TO YOU AND IM RIGHT!!! IM RIGHT!!!!!

consuming fan content isnt enough, i need to run him over in my 2003 honda civic

Clothing/pose practice w the boys :] !

haters are mad that I can find a way to jack off to Nine Inch Nails lyrics alone 

braad!!!! braaad!!!! braaaaad!!!!!!!