First One To Guess What I’m About To Write Gets Five American Dollars

HIOOLY SHIT

in 2025 i'm restarting my tradition of drawing velrisa annually :)

THIS THIS THIS. we are giving u all our mental illnessess. open ur mind to the possibility:

scythebelts.

since scythebelts is gaining more popularity (as in ive seen like 3 other ppl talking abt it, which is a huge improvement from when it was just in @jamieycomplainey 's and I's dms) i think everyone needs to know of my favorite au of them, which is the goth/country au

weve gone through many iterations of how it happens, from goth vel and country boy sylnan, to the occasional what if sylnan was a goth and vel was country, theres a lot of backstory that is trapped in our dms which axel would be able to explain better but i think the idea of this needs to exist in peoples minds

doodles!!!

BRAAD AND SYLNAN VENGOLOR AS BENEATHA AND WALTER YOUNGER. IS THIS MICROPHONE ON. CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!!!!!! I SAID THE VENGOLOR BROTHERS AS BENEATHA AND WALTER YOUNGER FROM GODDESS LORRAINE HANSBERRYS CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED PLAY A RAISIN IN THE SUN.

IS MY GXDDAMN MICROPHONE ON CAN YOU HEAR ME I AM TALKING TO YOU AND IM RIGHT!!! IM RIGHT!!!!!

IS THIS WHAT YOUR FUCKING JACKET IS FROM?

AND THE AUDIENCE CALLS FOR AN ENCORE

at a tech rehearsal rn, going through old fic folders to pass time, and i found that like two years ago i wrote a mischa/noel ride the cyclone post-death fic? and it’s???? explicit????

and since i haven’t posted in an age and the class swap au isn’t done. do you guys. care if i post very???? tender????? ride the cyclone porn?????

anyway sorry that i haven’t posted since the dawn of time?? tomorrow (2 days to six months from now) i will post a cool scythebelts bracelet i got for my birthday

Ebony Dark’ness, you will always be famous to me

biggayhimbo propoganda

HEY RIPTIDE BITCHES

i tried to write for y’all’s campaign- here’s the riptide modern au oneshot i mentioned in the poll a few days ago. hope ya like it.

btw if you like this fic you’re legally required to either submit an ask for me to write something else or go read some of my other shit /j

constructive criticism greatly appreciated :)

hmm. potential.

an idea i had i think tumblr would like

also velrisa would be a vampire hunter. in this essay i will

the trouble with practicing mindfulness and healing emotionally and getting a job and trying to be more present in my life means that my fics all suck right now. i’m not even writing the sex parts. if i can get a job in the dish pit somewhere maybe this will change and i will astral project into storytelling while my fingers get pruny.