The Party Ended An Hour Ago And He’s Still Here 😭💀

hey i’m all better now guys :)

i’m a LOSER and all my classmates call me a STONER even though i am NOT one and i have a CAFFIENNE ADDICTION and i am having withdrawl headaches from DIET COKE and i hqve like THREE FRIENDS and i am emotionally shackled to some guy form like two months ago who kept kissing me but only when we were DRUNK and he DOESNT like me and we don’t TALK and i HATE HIM and i hope he DIES and i have NO boyfriend and TWO TEMP JOBS and NO FUCKING MONEY and a BROKE ASS CAR and like THREE FRIENDS and NO BOYFRIEND it bears repeating and i NEED to get hit by an AMERICAN PETERBILT OVERSIZE LOAD SEMI TRUCK!!!!!

the world needs more gay hockey players.

there is nothing i can do to introduce you to what this will be but you have to fucking watch it

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

19 is such an unromantic age for spring. in winter it’s all well and good, it serves like an overcoat and scarf. it coats all embarrassment about who you are in a thick layer of frost and ennui- so what if i’m boring. winter serves as a modifier to the shame of being boring while young. it’s winter, i’m 19, light my cigarette about it. but in spring? and, god forbid, summer? it seems almost chaste, as a number. to be 18 in summer was monumental, a symbol of incredible, defining freedom, a maidenhead and a maiden voyage all at once, even if i knew as i was 18 that it was humiliating to be 18. but 19? in spring? that winter ennui is remaining even now that the frosts are melting. how horrifically embarrassing it is to be 19 in spring! hustler and virgin all in one. i don’t even like good music.

l+ratio+whowillprayforyou+whenyourbodysgone+thisistheconsequenceforwhatyouvedone+darknesswillsparemysoul

this made me giggle so fucking hard omg we share a warriors bond in these braad-less times

WARRIRORS!!!!!

btw you cannot tell me fated split up after the campaign i dont give a fuck what grizzlyplays says. it didnt actually end anyway. i do what i want

@definetelynotdepressed wanted this

i kinda like it so im posting it here too oUGH first time drawing Ob in a long fuckin whileeee

my awesome world. obviously it is more nuanced than this but this is the basics

I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE ME BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SLAM MY USELESS, EMPTY SKULL INTO THE TENDER MAUVE EMBRACE OF THE PLANET FITNESS FRONT FACING DIVERGENT LAT PULL MACHINE!!!!

JUST PUT MY CRANIUM RIGHT THROUGH THAT PURPLE FUCKING METAL BABY JUST SLAM DOWN AND HIT ME THROUGH IT TILL THE CENTER PANEL BRACE OF THIS MACHINE COMES JUTTING THROUGH THE BACK OF MY EMPTY HEAD.

i’m a LOSER and all my classmates call me a STONER even though i am NOT one and i have a CAFFIENNE ADDICTION and i am having withdrawl headaches from DIET COKE and i hqve like THREE FRIENDS and i am emotionally shackled to some guy form like two months ago who kept kissing me but only when we were DRUNK and he DOESNT like me and we don’t TALK and i HATE HIM and i hope he DIES and i have NO boyfriend and TWO TEMP JOBS and NO FUCKING MONEY and a BROKE ASS CAR and like THREE FRIENDS and NO BOYFRIEND it bears repeating and i NEED to get hit by an AMERICAN PETERBILT OVERSIZE LOAD SEMI TRUCK!!!!!