These Jezebel Commenters Are Right And They Should Say It

Gonna post as many clips as I can that I find funny from the venture bros pilot starting with this ABSOLUTE GEM

scruffy girls

sorry i got a boner when u said something really heartfelt and sweet and held me and reassured me that im okay. theres a lot of wires crossed in my poor diseased brain when it comes to that sort of thing

Whatever, go my Pete White gifs

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

I loooove this gif so much

The them!

can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

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