Latest Posts by computergooner - Page 2

sad painting I made about depression 🔆

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

just here to say that gertrude robinson is the single funniest character. she is THE character. she dies before the show even starts. shes an old lady that adopted an edgy teen and traveled the world. She is the avatar of one of the fourteen elditch horrors that feed on primordial fears, she had basically infite knowledge of everything and her plan to stop one of the rituals of a cult of another one of said list of eldrich horrors was to blow it up with a bunch of c4. we only find out about this because she stored all of the explosives in a random storage unit and the aforementioned edgy teen with mommy issues (who by the way, is dead, but when he died she sneaked into the morgue to put him inside a book) speaks through the book to the woman's succesor who, by the way, has no idea what the fuck is going on because neither she nor anyone else has bothered to explain shit to him, and tells him that she kept something important in the unit. we only find out about this after 100 episodes of the show. She feeds her subordinates to an all consuming monster/god, but its ok i guess. Later on (earlier on? at the same time? in a different timeline? after?) the literal end of the world and the end of the end of the world shes back and still has to deal with this stupid teenager who at least doesnt spend half his life focused on dyeing his hair and the other half about finding murder books (not as books about murder but as in, books who actively murder). She is a well experienced arsonist despite having no affiliation with the actual official arsonists club that is yet another cult to yet another one of the previously mentioned eldritch horrors. She is, however, metaphysically tied to the Chosen One, the Messiah of said cult, or some shit. She is absolutely terrible at her actual office job (on purpose). She dismembered a guy (who was her assistant) and probably commited several undocumented crimes against humanity. Once again, she has all seeing abilities and barely noticed her favorite assistant was torturing a coworker. She dares her murderous boss to kill her and gets surprised when he does so. When asked what to do about a literal Monster Pig, her advice is to encase it in cement. She was such a bitch. Her plan B was always to set things on fire. Her plan A was often to set things on fire. One of these instances was approved by her boss (the one who killed her). It is canon that the reason she started all this shit in her life was because the fire cult killer her cat. She sacrified another one of her assistants who became an avatar of the literal concept of Insanity but it was just a other thursday for her. She knows on a first name basis pretty much every person and monster affiliated with the eldritch horrors that she tries to keep at bay on the daily. She stopped a ritual for The Lonely by making the place a tourist destination. She has an ebay account. Instead of performing a ritual for the God that she was affiliated with, she wanted to destroy it and planned to 1. blind herself, and 2. set fire (yet again) to her workplace. It didnt work, because and her boss, who was also the one who was going to perform the ritual, finds her right before and kills her after she says he has no balls to do so. Also she is voiced by the mother of the main character's voice actor (who he named with his own, full, legal name) and the series' writer, which are the same person. Shes the worst, shes the best, i love her, we will never get anyone like her again, we need more characters like her.

objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????

still here yall..

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Hot fandom discourse take but framing dark content as only being acceptable if its a vehicle for exploring personal trauma is just giving ground to the puritan segments of fandom.

Simply liking dark content for its own sake is perfectly fine.

She was so inspiring to me

this and father's jewel have lived in my brain far too much for far too long

this is the worst video of all time. like even removed from the context of zachhead nation. it doesn’t matter who made this because it’s the absolute worst video ever.

everyone get more embarrassing cringe and overwhelming earnest NOW!!!

i accuse you of extremely radical behavior. *puts vhs tape into tv and it shows you doing a sick kickflip*

micromicroinfluencer avery roswell joeyclaire accused of extremely appropriate behavior

hello computer gooner are we gooning hard or hardly gooning tonight

gooning hard all day every day brother. god bless

i’m not joking when i say that not a day goes by when i don’t think about this video

even MOAR update HURRAY!!!!!

Suddenly, Will Wood. A WIP for my upcoming art :) its kinda secret one so ill post it a biiiiiiiit later but i hope yall like it

there is something so bisexual about this

When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it

I've made a handy graph in case y'all still don't get it:

(made the graph cleaner)

fuckkk yes home depot please sell me big red button I want big red button so bad

keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

i hate to vagueblog but ummm one of you is a spiders

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

The Clown was purple cus the wizard did it.

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.