I Wish I Lived In Their World…

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

Big Labor News, the WGA won on nearly all fronts.

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having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

NO PLEASE I LOVE THIS COMIC SO MUCH WEBCOMICS THAT START OFF STUPID AND TURN SERIOUS DO IREVICABLE THINGS TO MY PSYCHE I HAVE HAD TO TRY SO HARD NOT TO GET INTO HOMESTUCK

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Her names Vera she’s an alien i think

the creator of the lesbian flag needs financial help. time to get some cool sapphic merch

i have been saying for so long that Moist Van Lipwig needs to be a tumblr sexy man. he is a pathetic man. almost dies. lives a life of crime but never kills anyone. he wears a dumb golden suit for 80% of the book but is somehow confident enough to pull it off. his entire character arc is learning how to steal from a corporation while giving back to the people. he Needs to be the next reigen arataka god will it.

hello??????????

you can feed all sorts of stuff into a vending machines dollar slot. something unique might happen, so be sure to try lots of different items!

While Mickey Mouse's earliest incarnation is in the public domain, not all of his beloved traits and design features are available for legal use! Let's go over some fair use #fails surrounding the character to learn more

Infestation 88

Pros: no pupils, no gloves, nips out, top hat: this is a high-tier non-infringing Mickey Mouse!

Cons: Mickey Mouse didn't start laying egg pods in space stations until 1939, so that may be infringing

Farfour the Mouse

Pros: agrees with Walt Disney on certain issues

Cons: Mickey did not gain his gloves until 1929 and his pupils until 1938, making this infringing

Mickey & Minnie Mouse Babies Missing Abducted Lethal Injection! Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Cartoons Full

Pros: on-brand for early Mickey's tendency towards animal abuse and inter-person violence

Cons: Joker Mickey wasn't introduced until 1947 and didn't poison any children until the "banned" episode of House of Mouse

Abandoned by Disney

Pros: Hard to recognize status of pupils in photo-negative state

Cons: Disney didn't start making "evil suits" until 1971, when they started stockpiling them in the Utilidors "just in case"

hardest part of moving out of my parents house by far is finding all the old good recipes that we used to make before my mom turned into an almond mom