I Always Bring A Book Just In Case But Today I Forgot And Now I'm Bored On The Train, So

Pov: You started a chapter of a webtoon, only for this damn dog to pop up

I smell nothing but perfume and I have lost all but one brain cell. My eye is doing something weird. Don’t ask your mom about her perfume collection, you will need to smell every single one until your nose actually dies.

onion not even doing satire at this point

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

Kiss me, son of God

First RISO zine I ever made, about some wolves and a sheep

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.

the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.

it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.

in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.