Confirmedcozy - Spooky Time

I smell nothing but perfume and I have lost all but one brain cell. My eye is doing something weird. Don’t ask your mom about her perfume collection, you will need to smell every single one until your nose actually dies.

My body once every other month for some fucking reason

“we need more morally gray women in fiction” y’all couldn’t even handle rashta from the remarried empress.

in retrospect i'm enjoying imagining the brainstorming meeting where they were like "our userbase is full of introverted, nervous, and annoying people doing parallel play, they all love bothering each other, but they also don't want to be overly familiar with strangers, let alone the people they've been hanging out with for literal years, how do we add enrichment to that antisocial social enclosure" and the correct answer was to let us socialize like a feral cat colony and nonverbally and impersonally yet lovingly smack each other lol

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

Silence in the library 

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

RAAAH I FUCKING HATE MATH!!!! The only type I currently fuck with is trig and that mf is on a slippery slope rn.