I'm Making A Brand New, Unbearable Wizard Quiz

🦀 Happy Crab Day, Tumblr! 🦀

may it be ✨ crabulous ✨

It's her day

(I did this half asleep at 11:30 last night)

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

anyways reminder that it does not matter if you're trans, gay, or whatever if you don't support the "weird queers" you do not belong here

Hey baby… I’m stuck in a time loop…. And it’s yours…

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

it always comes back to them

one day. ONE DAY. i might grace the internet with my absolutely massive (and i MEAN massive) stick figure violence-esque reaction image collection