Ok But Like. What The Fuck Is There To Do On The Internet Anymore?

RAAAH I FUCKING HATE MATH!!!! The only type I currently fuck with is trig and that mf is on a slippery slope rn.

I always bring a book just in case but today I forgot and now I'm bored on the train, so

reblogs appreciated!

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

Gorgeous gorgeous girls revert back to their favourite childhood media in times of trouble

This is so stupid

they should make a body that isnt constantly in pain or sick or has health problems forever

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

me slinking over to fanfic.net like a depressed teenager visiting their lesser liked divorced parent