Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Dir. Thor Freudenthal

my little headcanon

ive got a little headcanon (definately not canon but i think of it often) that, when ponies pass away, people really close to them keep their cutie marks on display/on them in memory. like keeping a photo of a loved one in your pocket or their picture on the mantle.

Ms. Defendant, could you please tell the court whether or not you intended to, uh..."kill the Plaintiff forever in a painful death involving a car covered in hammers that explodes more than a few times and hammers go flying everywhere"

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Note to a starting medical: when your patients finally decide that they're done running around saving every single creature they see - give em a double shot of sedatives and get yourself a good 15 minutes break

Penelope Eckhart

Isekai with male protags: "I was a loser on earth but now I'm super fucking strong and gettin mad bitches"

Isekai with female protags:

Reincarnated princess uses earth knowledge to make magitech a thing and romances sad girl

Girl romantically pursues her video game waifu

Girl is tasked to teach actual fucking gods to be more empathetic to humans

Woman reincarnated as the daughter of a magic item crafter uses earth knowledge to advance her trade

"Straight" girl is sucked into a world with zero men and lesbians everywhere and finds out she's sapphic (there's like actual plot but the gay is what matters.... to me)

A ghibli film. Need I say more

Woman reincarnated in video game as doomed villainess desperately tries to change her story

Girl reincarnated as a tiny baby spider kills monsters to level up

Like the male protag one but the lame guy's mom got isekaid with him and she's the op one.

Two normal girls fight urban legends in terrifying danger dimension

FUCKING GETCH OU

IT'S TIME TO GET SPOOKY

Sculpture details.