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animorphs has been released, officially, to the public for free as pdfs

they're kids books which are like 100-odd pages each for the main books

you have no excuse. read animorphs. you will not regret it

happy Thursday the 20th

I could beat ghostface in a fight. Even with no prep time I solo, too easy.

outsiders and boring normal people and fandom newbies always think that buckwild kinky porn fanfiction is the strangest fandom hobby but they are wrong.

the strangest fandom hobby is plotty fanfiction, the kind that requires research, because engaging in this hobby makes no goddamned sense.

it doesn’t even give anybody masturbation material, which is at least a logical and admirable goal that contributes to the betterment of society, or at least society’s solitary orgasms.

in other news i hope the cia spyware monitoring my internet usage understands that i’m googling information about smuggling drugs in thailand because i want the details to be right in a single paragraph in a 10,000 word story about a gay mafia guys.

im making the widely hated female characters kiss in my head btw if you even care

gonna be a big one under the cut

from this:

I always bring a book just in case but today I forgot and now I'm bored on the train, so

reblogs appreciated!

me slinking over to fanfic.net like a depressed teenager visiting their lesser liked divorced parent