Darkstripe Has No Idea Tigerclaw Was Trying To Lovingly Meanicingly Stare At Fireheart From Across The

behold my polyamory propaganda be upon you!

Warrior cats born in the first arc:

soooo... I might have time skipped the clan to 5 moons without writing anything down by accident 🥲

horseshoe theory but for fandom drama

i just spoke with thomas jefferson and he says he wears an among us binder now

AU where Mickey Mouse gets caught by a warrior cat and acts like fucking Jiminy Cricket but evil. The warrior cat clans proceed to become capitalist corporations that fund wars and slowly destroy StarClan through the bastardization of the morals they claim to stand for.

I had to post this before I thought it wasn't funny anymore.

I know I mostly pair Fireheart up with men but that doesn't mean I don't love some m/f pairings

Like someone once mentioned Brindleface/Fireheart and i find it extremely amusing in the context of the kits pushing it like Fire shows up nearly constantly showing up to play and spend time with Cloudkit and by extension Ashkit and Fernkit too and in their little kitten brains this could either mean they are his kits and Cloutkit is from a different mom or Cloudkit is his and thats makes him their stepdad

Either way Fireheart is the closest thing to a father figure so they shrug and lach onto the idea and pursed to giving Fire twenty heart attacks in a span of a minute when they casual call him dad.

Brindleface finds it funny meanwhile Fireheart is just shaking her in a panic "They are calling me dad! What do I do!?"