Idk I just noticed that people do that and it's adorable. :P
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This is so accurate I want to cry
People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.
Plato once said “what is love?”
To which Diogenes replied: “baby don’t hurt me”
Skyrim is the freaking best
This
I suppose I've hit an all time low...
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•”Ok but why can’t we get a cat? The pros far outweigh the cons and it’s pretty clear to see—“
•”Can we grab something to eat before we go?”
•Someone starts doing something stupid “please don’t..
•”..actually wait that looks hella fun let me get in on that—“
• “Cats can help with mental health! Stresed? Pet a cat! Sad? Bazinga! Cat!”
• “Hey, you good dude?”
•”Y’all”
•”Sorry”
• “One sec, I’ve got the door”
• “How many stars you reckon are up there?”
• making fun of zodiac posts but lowkey believing it
• “Haha what”
• “Hey, did you do the math homework? I forgot to do it last night”
• “I heard you say you didn’t do the English, do you need the answers?”
• “Damn she’s cute”
• “You don’t like cats? What about dogs? Dogs are great too; they’re so fun to play with and they’re always there for you and”
• at a party “Anyone need water? I’ve got water, if anyone needs.”
• “Otters? Supurb. Amazing. Outstanding. 10/10.”
• “Trust me, I don’t like [annoying teacher] either, I’m just sucking up so she likes me.”
• “Bazinga”
• “Jeepers”
• “Jinkies”
• at the pet store “Can I just like,, buy these little rats? They’re too cute to be fed to the snakes.”
• with a Ravenclaw “We really are the only thing keeping them from getting killed, aren’t we?”
• “She seemed really off today, I think something’s wrong. I’ll try to talk to her.”
• “Trust me, things are rough all over.”
• ironically uses owo but develops a habit and can’t stop
• whenever they see something mildly big “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
• “Try and tell me again that store bought is better than homemade. Go ahead, I’ll wait then prove you wrong.”
•whenever anyone throws anything “…yeet.”
i want to visit sunflower fields and rose gardens with you