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Things Most Likely Said by (almost) Every Hufflepuff at One Point in Their Life

•”Ok but why can’t we get a cat? The pros far outweigh the cons and it’s pretty clear to see—“

•”Can we grab something to eat before we go?”

•Someone starts doing something stupid “please don’t..

•”..actually wait that looks hella fun let me get in on that—“

• “Cats can help with mental health! Stresed? Pet a cat! Sad? Bazinga! Cat!”

• “Hey, you good dude?”

•”Y’all”

•”Sorry”

• “One sec, I’ve got the door”

• “How many stars you reckon are up there?”

• making fun of zodiac posts but lowkey believing it

• “Haha what”

• “Hey, did you do the math homework? I forgot to do it last night”

• “I heard you say you didn’t do the English, do you need the answers?”

• “Damn she’s cute”

• “You don’t like cats? What about dogs? Dogs are great too; they’re so fun to play with and they’re always there for you and”

• at a party “Anyone need water? I’ve got water, if anyone needs.”

• “Otters? Supurb. Amazing. Outstanding. 10/10.”

• “Trust me, I don’t like [annoying teacher] either, I’m just sucking up so she likes me.”

• “Bazinga”

• “Jeepers”

• “Jinkies”

• at the pet store “Can I just like,, buy these little rats? They’re too cute to be fed to the snakes.”

• with a Ravenclaw “We really are the only thing keeping them from getting killed, aren’t we?”

• “She seemed really off today, I think something’s wrong. I’ll try to talk to her.”

• “Trust me, things are rough all over.”

• ironically uses owo but develops a habit and can’t stop

• whenever they see something mildly big “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

• “Try and tell me again that store bought is better than homemade. Go ahead, I’ll wait then prove you wrong.”

•whenever anyone throws anything “…yeet.”

So I just inhaled, and it was so loud. I was almost asleep and I just breathe and it sounded like a frickin NasCar oh my god.

How to finish that last minute assignment

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Sirius: [hits his hand on a table]

Sirius: Ow! My armkle!

Lily: Your what?

Remus: His wrist.

#justicefornoura

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what’s up my name’s draco i’m nineteen and i never learned how to fucking respect people

YASS IM THE HUFFLEPUFF I KNEW I WAS DESTINED TO BE

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OH YEAH

Me(just saw death scene on TV): Oof

Walks away with my noodles