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A Quartet of Critically Endangered Egyptian Tortoises

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Me too. It's okay. I am not even mean. I try to look like i can stand up for myself but it's can't really be taken seriously.

i wish i was intimidating but im just an asshole

Helluu.

Howdy! I'm kinda new to your blog and I'm excited to see new things!

Well then, welcome to the blog and all ya need to know is that you’ll see whatever comes onto the blog… Happy 2018

*dies*

James: Good morning.

Remus: Good morning.

Peter: Good morning.

Lily: You all sound like robots, why don't you spice it up a bit?

Sirius: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

I wondered what that was too. It freaked me you to I said screw you and ran away.

Wait what

Due to the space between atoms (and other quantum shenanigans), there is an infintessimally small chance that somebody could shoot you, but the bullet would phase right through you without causing damage.