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The actual reaction of LOL is more like LQI (laughing quietly inside)
Kallima inachus or dead leaf butterfly is a nymphalid butterfly found in Tropical Asia from India to Japan. With wings closed, it closely resembles a dry leaf with dark veins and is a spectacular and commonly cited example of camouflage. (Source & Source)
A space kitty with a holographic face!
Hufflepuff // INFP moodboard for anonymous
This is so accurate I want to cry
People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.
HapPy HAllOwEeN 👌
sprimkle
Hufflepuff // INFP moodboard for anonymous
The perfect sunflowers only on Utah
Lol
Sometimes, all people need is for someone to understand what they're going through, nothing more. Being told that you're not alone means the world when you feel like you are.
Things Most Likely Said by (almost) Every Hufflepuff at One Point in Their Life
•”Ok but why can’t we get a cat? The pros far outweigh the cons and it’s pretty clear to see—“
•”Can we grab something to eat before we go?”
•Someone starts doing something stupid “please don’t..
•”..actually wait that looks hella fun let me get in on that—“
• “Cats can help with mental health! Stresed? Pet a cat! Sad? Bazinga! Cat!”
• “Hey, you good dude?”
•”Y’all”
•”Sorry”
• “One sec, I’ve got the door”
• “How many stars you reckon are up there?”
• making fun of zodiac posts but lowkey believing it
• “Haha what”
• “Hey, did you do the math homework? I forgot to do it last night”
• “I heard you say you didn’t do the English, do you need the answers?”
• “Damn she’s cute”
• “You don’t like cats? What about dogs? Dogs are great too; they’re so fun to play with and they’re always there for you and”
• at a party “Anyone need water? I’ve got water, if anyone needs.”
• “Otters? Supurb. Amazing. Outstanding. 10/10.”
• “Trust me, I don’t like [annoying teacher] either, I’m just sucking up so she likes me.”
• “Bazinga”
• “Jeepers”
• “Jinkies”
• at the pet store “Can I just like,, buy these little rats? They’re too cute to be fed to the snakes.”
• with a Ravenclaw “We really are the only thing keeping them from getting killed, aren’t we?”
• “She seemed really off today, I think something’s wrong. I’ll try to talk to her.”
• “Trust me, things are rough all over.”
• ironically uses owo but develops a habit and can’t stop
• whenever they see something mildly big “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
• “Try and tell me again that store bought is better than homemade. Go ahead, I’ll wait then prove you wrong.”
•whenever anyone throws anything “…yeet.”
Wow, interesting
Extra-Terrestrial Exposure Law- From 1969, NASA enforced a law that banned anyone from coming into contact with extra-terrestrial lifeforms. They stated that this policy was to enforce the “responsibility and authority to guard the Earth against any harmful contamination from personnel, spacecraft and other property returning to the Earth after landing on or coming within the atmospheric envelope of a celestial body." NASA even quarantined Apollo 11 astronauts to prevent any possibility of an alien infection or subconscious influence. Due to this, all astronauts were kept in quarantine for 21 days after returning from the moon. Virtually unheard of in the modern world, this rule was officially removed in 1991 for undisclosed reasons.
Whenever someone makes you laugh in your own dream, your brain came up with that joke. Of course you think it is funny.
Who else saves their thumb for last when they are licking something(sauce, tastey chip dust) off of their fingers?
Art By IG: @hoodass
Instagram: @artwoonz
“Competitive“ by Woshibai
Translator: @paradisesystems, Sally
Elements as Hogwarts Houses
“Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor, Fair Ravenclaw, from glen, Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad, Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”
FIRE:
“You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart.”
EARTH:
“You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil.”
AIR:
“Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind.”
WATER:
“Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.”
Wait what
Due to the space between atoms (and other quantum shenanigans), there is an infintessimally small chance that somebody could shoot you, but the bullet would phase right through you without causing damage.
I swear the people who come up with these are on shrooms or something
If you’re lucky, your internal organs will never see the light of day.
...
Sirius: [hits his hand on a table]
Sirius: Ow! My armkle!
Lily: Your what?
Remus: His wrist.
I haven't watched ICarley in years
But why did I just remember the entire lyrics and only when I'm sleeping or about to sleep do I remember these things?
So I just inhaled, and it was so loud. I was almost asleep and I just breathe and it sounded like a frickin NasCar oh my god.
Maria Carey: "♪all I want for Christmas is youuu♪"
Me: "you'll never take me alive!!!"
*jumps on wall and scuttles away*
Gameboy Pokemon Terrariums made by WakuWakuIsland
This made me laugh so hard I woke up my mom.
Note: Superman would be the greatest Voice Actor of all time.