Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?
The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?
Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?
It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down
Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-
I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?
To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)
So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry
(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)
This post still haunts my dreams even after getting the """explanation"""
10/10
Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*
Who tf voted Lucifer??
2 alcoholics perfectly functional adults avoiding their problems
I bet you're secretly a Lucifucker :/
You think he's cute? you wanna fuk his bussy? push him down the stairs? snap his neck??? A walking tragedy is all you'll amount to, both of you
lets all ignore the supervillain monologue and look at this instead
mc gets lucifer to buy all their drinks =w=) extortion moments
Version one <3
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Version two <3
Do writers even do commissions or is this some sort of sick joke localized entirely in my bedroom?
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
huh.
I just realized there are probably new people playing Nightbringer that never played the original Obey Me that only know Barbatos as this passive aggressive angry bitch that tries to murder Solomon
Idk what to do with this information-
~I'm not trying my best, but I expect it~\Call Me By Your Pronouns/ |Fnaf... |Obey Me!,, Barbatos Spam Account|
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