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You guys think Paradise Lost was always shaped like a wing? Or did it gain that shape after Lucifer showed up? Because I'm getting a feeling that free will in the whb universe don't exist for anyone

Luke: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

Diavolo: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

oh god my last three posts have been about capitalism 😭😭😭

ok so.

I Ordered the Diavolo plush day of release... It would be more in character for me to get Barbatos considering how much Dia slander I spread, but... I think something possessed me ... He... He's so cute...

it takes so little to bring me joy,

I thought after preordering I'd just forget about this and go on with my life until it arrived but I've been thinking about this constantly 🐑🐏💤

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ok so.

I Ordered the Diavolo plush day of release... It would be more in character for me to get Barbatos considering how much Dia slander I spread, but... I think something possessed me ... He... He's so cute...

Immediate yes!

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i should make a Barbatos rp account...

Don't lie to yourself. Mammon would of been one of those NFT bros, I know it hurts but it's true.

I liked Barbeel bc it sounded like Barbell (like a weight), sorry that was that was my b :')

"sorry that was my b" Did you come up with the ship name pal 🤨

But- Barbeel IS cute and it DOES sound like barbell I noticed that aswell while making the post but its awkward to say innit? It doesn't sound like a name (When I say it my tongue just ends up saying barbell anyways,,)

Ship names were originally supposed to be the name of a fanchild... , like Barbatos and Beelzebub would have a child and the kids name would be their ship name, atleast that's how it works in the old days =w=!!

The names are supposed to sound like real names atleast vaguely or be cute enough for it to not matter.. Example A, Barzlebub. Which is both cute AND sounds like a name, like I could easily imagine some demon kid that looks like a mashup of Barb and Beel with that name :3, while by contrast Barbeel is lazy and sounds like something you'd name a fish species-

i'm a whole 26 hours late but happy new year! 🎆

Happy New Year!

Obey me ship names suck ass actually. BARBSIM?? That's stupid as hell It's obviously Simatos. Hell I'd even take Barmeon. But barbsim? Repulsive.

Rant under the cut 😭

WHY DOES OBEY ME FANDOM NOT FOLLOW THE REGULAR FANDOM SHIP NAMING CONVENTION???

BARBEEL???

BAR

BEEL

?

ITS BARZLBUB OR BEELOTOS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THOSE AREN'T CUTER THAN BARBEEL.

((I actually really like barzlbub wait omg))

Like, Barbeel isn't even the worse case of this.. Dialuci is the og shit factory, why are we slapping the first few letters of their names together?

It's always been [start of first name] x [end of last name] ,, [top] x [bottom]. This is the way God intended why are we like this, am I old? Is this how ship names work now and I've lived too long and seen the world change for the worse? Are we cooked?

I know the fandom won't bend itself to meet my arbitrary want but ,, why is it like this? ... Diasim...😭

Only exception is Solodeus. Fucking perfection, no notes, live laugh love.

i have a rant about ship names coming on Jan 2 so watch out for that lads

Mama Barbatos is Canon

Barbatos x Lucifer ???

NEED that angel Barbatos card you have no idea,,,, I'm so normal about him pls

MISS PAULING GAY AS HELL!!!!

(insane pansexual rambling under the cut)

IF THAT WERE ME AND THE ADMINISTRATOR WAS ALL UP IN MY FACE LOOKING DESPREATE AND INSANE AND EXITED AND TIRED AND INSANE I'D GO INSANE!!! ME AND THAT DYING MAN AND HER ALL NIGHT EVERYWHERE ON EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE!!! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!! NOT ONLY WOULD I GIVE HER THE ROCK ID SHOVE IT DOWN THAT CORPSES THROAT FOR HER SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET HER HEAVENLY MAGNIFICENT HAND DIRTY!!- AND WE'D KISS INFRONT OF HIM SO HE HAD TO WATCH US WHILE HE SUFFERS!!! THEN WE'D KISS HIM AS WELL!!! MISS PAULING NEVER LOVED THE ADMINISTRATOR!!!!!

IVE BEEN SILENTLY OBSESSED WITH THE ADMINISTRATOR FOR 17 YEARS!!! IM BREAKING MY SILENCE!!?? ADMINISTRATOR KINNIES RISE UP 😭😭😭

what a terrible and disturbing image, anyways can you shave him as well? I like my men BALD bald iykwim

when your pulls just turn into ravens.. go bald Lucifer

the obey me fandom is the worst at tagging ever, scroll through any character tag and see how long it'll take to find a post about literally everyone except Him.

" Feed me, Barbatos 😈😈😈 "

Long ago I had the idea to do a Little Shop of Horrors x Obey me thing. Here's the thing!

completely unrelated to everything else but I need someone to know

Guys am I cooked? What do you mean 0.01% ???

seeing my hyper fixation in such plain english kinda hurts

nah. i wanna chisel down his personality and force him to fit into my own ideal version of himself and keep him there until he forgets who he was before he knew me. and i want him to want me to do it. its like my love language or smth idk

“I can fix him.”

No. I want him to have the freedom to be himself and feel happy, comfortable, and safe when he comes home to me. If he wants to change or ‘fix himself’ then it should be because he wants to, on his own terms.

Barbatos rounds the corner, he walks directly past you, without eye contact or a greeting. He's covered in flour and eggs, head to toe...

Mammon final got a W. The world shivers.

So many feelings about this

“Young Master.”

“Barbatos…”

“Care to tell me what might be troubling you? I can already guess what this is regarding, but even so.”

“I want to go check on Lucifer. To see how his condition is progressing, and if he’s all right…”

“Well then, why don’t you?”

“Because I don’t have the right…”

“Interesting. I wasn’t aware that you needed a right to go visit a friend who’s ill.”

“Ughhh, if only I’d told Lucifer everything sooner!”

“Indeed, yes…”

“I mean, I never imagined that Lucifer would end up losing his memory…!”

“It was most shocking, yes.”

“It’s all my fault… I made things even worse than they already were…”

“Yes, very true.”

“You know, you’re being awfully cold, Barbatos. Couldn’t you at least try to be on my side somewhat?”

“Once Lucifer regains his memory, perhaps you should tell him what you just told me?”

— Barbatos and Diavolo (Chapter 37-16 H)

huh.

I just realized there are probably new people playing Nightbringer that never played the original Obey Me that only know Barbatos as this passive aggressive angry bitch that tries to murder Solomon

Idk what to do with this information-

davesport dump

Raphael's the type of guy to stare down a lion at the zoo then hiss back when it growls at him.

A father broke into the Furry Sanctuary cause his son is at that age where he's asking questions

I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so

i drunkingly made this and sent it to like 30 something furries a year ago, Idk why, forgot about it until just now when I'm going through my email to delete stuff

Just, searched Tumblr for "furry" went to accounts and started sending this to people apparently

yeah and??????