The Obey Me Fandom Is The Worst At Tagging Ever, Scroll Through Any Character Tag And See How Long It'll

it's so funny to me cause half of the fandom is so dead set on this man like- making a human/angel meat farm or some shit and he's just out here losing the fight against his daddy issues

The demon king and Barbatos are dating behind everyone's back

They were dating before Diavolo was born but had to break up because Dk had to choose between his Barb and his wife, he choose his wife

After she died and Diavolo was born Dk tried to go back to Barbatos but my he wasn't having any of that drama

But despite this Barbatos still kept in contact with him, cause well, even if they aren't fucking they're still really close (Barbatos refused to come to the castle)

The original reason Barb came to the castle was because after eons of cock blocking Dk he finally said yes, then he met Diavolo for the first time (Diavolo still being a child at this point)

After Barbatos became Diavolo's butler Dk was confused and lowkey upset but tried to get with with him like 6 second later, to which Barbatos said no

After seeing the lowkey child neglect that was going on Barbatos decided that they probably could never be a real couple like they once were, I mean, what if they have a baby? Would Dk treat them like shit too? Even if he did, wouldn't that be fucked up for Diavolo to see?

But turns out that no was a fucking lie, cause they did end up dating actually

Anyways that's my fanfic outline, straight from the Google doc

NEED that angel Barbatos card you have no idea,,,, I'm so normal about him pls

Characterization is wild, I can tell you a character named their black cat Shadow and you'll be like "Oh they basic"

Then I can tell you they order straight black coffee and you'll be like "OH! they insane" and you'll be right both times

“But to hear that little demon say something like that to me, while hoping to hold me captive… it was just so adorable, you see.”

It's weird that people think the way that they talk

(British) "I need a new vase"

Like bro get the hell outta here with that just think it "vase" like a normal person you propagandized fuck

Shh Lucifer, you asked for this... Just let it happen buddy

Ayo 😧

Why is every meme right now about cats? I just want some incomprehensible bullshit to send to my friend on discord no meow meow

One day you're going to wake up as a toy and two children will rip you apart